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that's how it's written on my birth certificate

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Sometimes I work with children and it makes me want to go out and adopt a child but then I remember I have two adult shaped ones waiting for me at home.

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@_courfeyrad I can't lie, they are the secret to what makes me so powerful.

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Can I put my bejeweled classic high score in my resume or is that too bold?

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@jehanproufaery Where, when, how, is he still there?

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@_courfeyrad I just like a cooler color palette 🌙

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When is it going to be moth season?

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@jehanproufaery Oh thank goodness

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How many different shades of post-it notes is too many?

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@_courfeyrad They're diseased rats with wings but they're my filthy rodent avians.

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Um I like really fucking love pigeons for some reason

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@_courfeyrad They're just so good. Like little people hanging out on the streets. They want bread but they don't have money so I have to give them the bread.

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Don't tell me what to do

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When there's no salsa to be found so you mix pico de gallo and hot sauce hoping that fills the void in your soul

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My body forgot how to be tired this is truly a medical miracle. Call the doctors! Call the press!

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I wish I knew how to astral project because that would be so useful rn

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I am so sleepy

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@_courfeyrad We're like voltron but instead of many really cool robot lions making a giant robot man we're three barely functioning young adults that make one slightly organized apartment.

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@_courfeyrad Only somewhat better in a very limited category of human functions.