Jade

She/her/hers. I am a fountain of knowledge about nothing that matters.
Per the Jackbox game Role Models, I'm a very dependable genuine semi-sweetheart

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

“It’s vulgar to celebrate death !” every single meal he bought with the money he made denying insurance claims was a celebration of death 👍 a whole life lived in celebration of death, decades and decades of raising a glass to quiet lucrative death . THAT is vulgar

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@truthabtfishes Not seeing the flaw in this one March

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@annasiancole @readingtoescape Hey! Wanted to let you know that ibuprofen can lead to stomach troubles if you take it too frequently- I know it's less effective, but alternating between ibuprofen and Tylenol can help mitigate some of that. Ibuprofen got me through periods for a decade before it took it's toll

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@rayneeweather The Loch Ness Monster is a ghost and that's why it doesn't show up on radar

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@truthabtfishes Yes, it does! Message me the project details? I might have someone for you

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

Bring back physical media please. I want to be able to look at a shelf with all my favorite movies on it

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

The game has changed

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@s_mulliganbway Yes but that "make him good" bit better be on there because it's so incredible

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@pmorganjames Best Friday ever

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@sighlee16 Oh, y'know, it's so that they can guarantee at least one car will use the electric car charging ports they put in, taking up even more student parking as student lots overflow and staff lots sit empty while staff park in student spots

[Works of Whimsy Studios @Works_of_whimsy]

I think this weekend needs a giveaway!

The winner will get the first birch Driftglobe cut on the new laser!

Enter to Win!!
*Follow (us here on twitter)
*Like (this post)
*Share (retweet to all your friends!)

Winner chosen Monday, Feb. 20!!

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

Watched Everything Everywhere All At Once for the first time last night and I still can't get over the fact that they described the innate offness of the multiverse with a freaking Nine Days reference. Incredible

[Dropout @dropout]

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

i wish more adult cartoons let artists be writers and not comedians that have never written a cartoon before and dont know what makes a cartoon funny/good. regular show and adventure time were great bc they were written by board artists that new how to deliver a gag in animation

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

@pmorganjames Not so! I said it's the most horrifying thing I've heard today by far

[MuppdatesterDoctor @misterdrtweets]

you could not hold me at gunpoint to watch the last two bond movies but I’d watch Daniel Craig play this Gay Southern Detective in another 50 murder mysteries. He clearly thrives in roles where he actually gets to Play A Character and clearly have a lot of fun

[Jade @Comdr_JETstream]

Gonna live by these words this year

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should've behaved better.