𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡

Oh my, don’t we all enjoy a beautiful distraction 😵‍💫… #BeenTweeting #Pisces ♓️ #PrettyandPaid 💋 #FoodisLove 🤟🏽

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

Spread the love 🫶🏽

[iBlameCydney @iBlameCydney]

in all seriousness, wifebeater is a crazy name for a shirt

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

President Obama on punk ass, bitch ass trump: “When he’s in front of me, he doesn’t talk like that because he knows better.”

YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.🔥🔥🔥

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Pretty Ricky is waxing B2K right now. #Verzuz

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Barack said Trump know how to conduct himself when I’m in the room so allat fake crazy shit don’t bother me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

🤣😆

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Car insurance and Child Support have increased in Minnesota.

(Via @TMZ_Sports)

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Lamelo & Ant post game interviews can’t even be on live TV they gonna have to tape delay that shit lmao

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading LaMelo Ball to the Minnesota Timberwolves, per @ShamsCharania 🚨🚨🚨

[$trictGrind $taco🐍 @StacoPeso9k]

Lollipop = Bad 😡😤🤬
Jaw full of tobacco= good example
#CraccerLogic 😂😂😂

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

Love her bad 😂

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period

[One Man Army @DustyWhoads]

😭😭😭😭😭 YEAAAA this the type of talk im trying to hear

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

Mondays after a 3 day weekend always suck lol

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

#Juneteenth was good to us ❤️💚💛

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Baby, he paid her to do this. That’s his kink.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

My Dad be cracking me up 😭😂 #FathersDay2026

[𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬 ♡ @come_hither_]

😭🤣

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

Took my kids to see Toy Story 5. Just asked my oldest her favorite character. She said Lilypad, the tablet 😭😭😭 we are COOKED

[kenny @relientkenny]

toy story 5 was basically a 90-minute movie telling parents to put the damn tablet away