Matt

Hockey, hunting, snowboarding, eating. Marquette Lawyer.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon Finally.

[Matt @comedichero]

@GarrettLord Congrats man!

[Matt @comedichero]

@Alex_isnt_Cool

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon One Iris. She will be very excited for company.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

RT for the chance to win a signed @KNARFWONGAR mini helmet!

#ProBowlVote
#WPMOYChallenge

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon Dudes rock.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon From Sam Goody?

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon Look at that ludicrous display. Did you catch the game last night?

[Matt @comedichero]

@mycreepyunclsam @DashingGoon There is a lot of room next to the giant tub, yes.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon Jordan’s favorite streaming service.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon South to North is a perfectly good strategy.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon Yeah, they say you should search out duck calls if you are dehydrated.

[Matt @comedichero]

@DashingGoon They mimic the sound of a duck to lure in their prey. Then, wham. 50ccs of liquid death.

[Matt @comedichero]

@Alex_isnt_Cool Good thing this bar is an adults only establishment. Now will I get kicked out if you don’t like how I’m doing things?

[Matt @comedichero]

@Alex_isnt_Cool Well that’s fair. Don’t want him to bring down the vibes. Are there any ghosts?

[Matt @comedichero]

@Alex_isnt_Cool I was just going to ask, where be your nut cracker but clearly you thought of that. Any space aliens in the walls?

[Matt @comedichero]

@Alex_isnt_Cool Do you serve gazpacho soup? I’d like some gazpacho soup.