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@StachesNGlasses They say it don’t be like dat, but it do

[Highland Brewing Co. @HighlandBrews]

@comediocre_ Cheers y’all! 🍻

[aaron @comediocre_]

representing @HighlandBrews in San Antonio!

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@schimmygolf Yeah, imagine if Kyle Guy could hit a shot!..

[aaron @comediocre_]

In other news, Michael Brantley hit a homer today.. 🤷‍♂️

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4 K’s later.... & beaten by Marwin Gonzalez’s rbi (the cost-effective outfielder I wanted all offseason) gonna be a long season for everyone but Paul Dolan @Indians 🤦‍♂️

[aaron @comediocre_]

Naquin in the 3 spot is an average Clippers lineup.. #RollTribe #AtLeastTomHamiltonNeverLetsUsDown

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Naquin in the 3 spot is an average Clippers lineup.. #RollTribe #AtLeastTomHamiltonNeverLetsUsDown

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@StachesNGlasses Tough to look at today’s lineup card..

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Whoa. Hey, it’s opening day 😳💪⚾️

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@Tiety4 @netflix Don’t care, they’re entertainers, not musicians- their music is emblematic of, perhaps, the most “low-brow” genre in popular music

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Enjoyed the Motley Crue @netflix movie - I just hope it doesn’t trick the younger folks into thinking they made good music..

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Democrats in denial, republicans demanding an apology - how bout we all just move the hell forward...

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@AlexMSilverman @Indians Fundamentally, I agree. - but Dolan’s complacency runs far deeper than a potential Lindor deal

[aaron @comediocre_]

PLEASE SELL THE DAMN TEAM!!!! @Indians

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Paul Dolan: "Probably the day we [hand out a $300 million contract] is when somebody else is doing $1 billion deals."

Me: What would you say to fans worried about Lindor's future?

Dolan: “Enjoy him.”

That and more from my sit-down w/ the Indians' owner:
https://t.co/GMXiDXTj0l

[aaron @comediocre_]

Uhoh, looks like UCF is getting screwed out of another NCAA championship 😂 #CoachKdroppingbags cc: @clubtrillion @tatefrazier

[Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti]

Tmrw at 11 am ET, we will be holding a press conference to disclose a major high school/college basketball scandal perpetrated by @Nike that we have uncovered. This criminal conduct reaches the highest levels of Nike and involves some of the biggest names in college basketball.

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@jayhaykid Love you JHay, we are the same tribe fan.. 😢

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

My great-grandfather did part-time scouting for the Indians.

My grandfather can recite the ‘48 lineup by heart.

My grandma has been to League Park and the Jacobs Field.

My dad has been a lifelong fan. I have too.

And this will be where it ends.

https://t.co/ohAUYNSjYZ

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@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake Lebron Tacko Lockwood 🐈

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Vomit in the toilet at the Nashville airport is the least surprising thing I’ll see today..

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Rocky Top is a top 3 fight song