Comedy 4 Mistress

Combining steamy comedy with mistress / femdom themes.
Also sports Gameplans, quirky outback entertainment from Australia.

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@missmwhitton_ @CarltonFC They need a new Gameplan

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@missmwhitton_ I've got my own facial mask

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@Red5WAGold Great photo ,next = King of the Hills ( the movie )

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Are you a budding Comedy Mistress ?
Or dominatrix on video ?
Adventure loving females required for video assignments.
Work from Home part time .
#videoassignments,
#workfromhomefemales
#eroticassignments,
#videomodels

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Comedy Mistress survey .
Are you a male who would participate ( pay ) to watch a #femaledominatrix comedian perform ?
Formats= #sexting, #adultsonlyaudio,
#video
Also catering to very specific #sexualfantasies
Reply to join survey .

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Calling all potential comedy stars 

( Females with dominatrix

 tendencies )

Can you text ( sext ) with photos and record audio for very keen clients ( slaves ) out in the web world ?

No videos at this time

#femalejobs #jobs4dominatrix

#sextingjobs, #sexyjobs, #comedyjobs

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Marriage Advice ;
Treat your wife's body mind & soul like a temple .
If you treat these as an old shack you will end up living in one ( alone or with a faithful pet )
#marriageadvice,
#marriagehumor
#marriagecomedy

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The concept of Comedy Mistress is for viewers to have their #erotic buttons pressed at the same time as their #funnybones pressed .
So the end result may be a wetness in your groin jiggled by laughter convulsions.
( Squelch squelch ha ha )

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#guncontrol
It seems every week there is a #massshooting in USA.
As proactive comedians , our solution =
1 gun owners must trade in his/ her weapons for whips .
2 If there is a multiple shooting then the governor of that state must endure a whipping by a mistress ( on video )

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There are many situations in real life where men are misbehaving ( badly ) .
We are strong advocates of deploying a strong and determined " squad of mistresses / dominatrix"s " . Just imagine a sexual predators face when confronted.
#metoo, #uniteagainstabuse
#sexualabuse

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@elonmusk It's well publicised that staff discipline and loyalty issues at Twitter are " out of hand " .
Luckily we are here to suggest that Elon employs a squad of dominatrix's to fix these issues.
#twitterstaffsackings ,
#twitterissues
#twitteradmin
#twittersolutions

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A male slave named " Susan " is caught masturbating secretly by Mistress Juggernaut .
As punishment Susan , the slave must endure Mistress Juggernaut squatting over his face for 20 minutes without trying to wank .
#masturbationcomedy
#femdomhumor
#mistress
#dominatrixcomedy

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Just a little note about the inertia surrounding #suicide
Inertia is the force keeping things from progressing , and the blame rests with indimidators , predators , unhinged characters in controlling positions ( relatives , workmates, supervisors etc ). Hang in there till ....

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Why are men mesmerised by women's panties ?
Do they want to wear them or put them on their heads?
Do they want to worship them while being spanked by a mistress in panties?
Intriguing questions indeed .
#pantiesworship, #pantiesdomination, #panties
#pantiesmistress , #pantiesluv

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It seems we have a special day in the calender for most things under the sun .
What about having ? #masturbationday
People can get busy masturbating on that special day .

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@jamie_switzer The world is certainly a very different place to what it used to be. Just last week I was putting ad pamphlets in local letterboxes and the " dragon in the house ( dungeon )" called the police !

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#femalecomedy, #naughtycomedy , #taboocomedy, #masturbationcomedy, #turnon,#hornycomedy

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New intriguing project on the front burner ;

How does the idea of female comedians ( with sexual fantasy themes ) sound ?

Mistress fantasy , Worship mistress,

Kinky comedians ,

 #erotic , #seductive, #horny
#leftfieldcomedy,