Comedy Blues

I am never too serious. Sarcasm is a must. Not a blind follower. Critic of the chosen. Will always appreciate good work.

[Comedy Blues @comedy_blues]

Nayi yaadein nahi sajona chahta...
Yaad karunga, Thodi takleef aur hogi...

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

India mein koi 5 minutes number Google kar le to doodh ka doodh paani ka paani ho jaye.

RBI surplus to Govt : ₹2.87 Lakh Crores (US$30 Bn)
Total listed bank profits : ₹4.11 Lakh Crores (US$42 Bn)
NPCI - which runs UPI pre tax ‘surplus’ : ₹ 1,888 crores (US$200 Mn)

To nuksaan kis ka ho raha hai UPI se aur kaunsi subsidy de rahi hai Govt UPI pe jo chubh rahi hai?

Cost of running ATMs and cash logistics in India is ₹30,500 crores (US$ 3.0 Bn). If you want to optimise shut ATMs and promote UPI instead.

Any levy on UPI is just tax collection. UPI is the one scientific achievement of India everyone acknowledges par ab tax ki bali chadhegi.

[Congress @INCIndia]

BJP सरकार और दिल्ली पुलिस की गुंडई 👇

4PM की पत्रकार शाहीन ने मुख्यमंत्री रेखा गुप्ता से सवाल पूछा तो दिल्ली पुलिस ने उन्हें हिरासत में ले लिया और मारपीट की।

शाहीन का कहना है- जब पुलिसवालों को पता चला कि वो मुसलमान हैं तो उन्हें और बेरहमी से मारा गया। उनके शरीर पर जख्म हैं.. कैमरापर्सन भी बेसुध पड़ी है।

एक पत्रकार के साथ ऐसा बर्ताव कतई सही नहीं है, दोषी पुलिसवालों पर सख्त कार्रवाई होनी चाहिए।

हालांकि, इसकी उम्मीद कम है, क्योंकि- BJP सरकार में सवाल पूछना गुनाह हो चला है।

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Is this true @CPDelhi? Criminal gang members openly masquerading as Police officers—is this not a very urgent security threat in capital of the country? Is this why law & order situation is so bad?

[Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal]

Who forced the banks to take this haircut for BJP supporter Chandra? Try owning ₹500 to the banks & see how they gouge you. Chandra gets to pay ₹ 6,5 crore to settle a debt of ₹ 22,006. What did Mallaya do wrong? For shame @nsitharaman & @PMOIndia mockery of the tax payer

[Ajit Anjum @ajitanjum]

ZEE टीवी के मालिक सुभाष चंद्रा में 'सुरख़ाब के पर' लगे हैं क्या भाई?
कर्ज था 22006 करोड़ का , चुकाया 6.5 करोड़ और कर्जमुक्त मुक्त हो गए ?
यानि कुल कर्ज का सिर्फ 0.03 फ़ीसदी चुकाकर फ्री हो गए ?
इसी देश में लाख - दो लाख के बकाये पर बैंक वाले रिकवरी एजेंट भेज देते हैं . कुर्की का ऑर्डर ले आते हैं और लाला जी पर ऐसी मेहरबानी?
NCLT में बैठे लोगों ने किसके कहने पर ये किया ?

[Ashok Kumar Pandey अशोक اشوک @Ashok_Kashmir]

दोनों हाथों से लूट में लगे हैं, नेता-अधिकारी सब
ऐसा भ्रष्टाचार न कभी देखा, न सुना जैसा भाजपा राज में रोज़ सामने आ रहा है।

[Bar and Bench @barandbench]

#BREAKING BCI Co-Chairman YR Sadasiva Reddy writes to Chairman Manan Kumar Mishra, demands his resignation within 15 days.

Cites the NALSAR enrolment directive, transfer of Rs 150 crore BCI funds to a private trust, family appointments to Council posts and Mishra's continuation in office since 2012. @barcouncilindia

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🚨Friends, Mr. Manan Kumar Mishra’s Bar Council of India spent 14 CRORES on meetings and conferences in just one year.

Today, he had to withdraw a portion of his outrageous order on NALSAR students within 1 hour. So where and how is this 14 crores being spent?

12 crores was also spent on travel and accommodation.

But what has been the result? If Mr. Mishra is capable of issuing such a draconian order against young students, then what welfare has he been doing for young lawyers and law schools? He’s been in the position since 2012 and will be till 2030.

Time’s up, Mr. Mishra!

#LegalCockroachesUnite and hold him accountable.

@Cockroachisback

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

EXPOSED: The document the Government tried hard to erase.

​On July 28, 2026, SIAM officially warned the Union Govt that Excessive chloride in E20 petrol is actively damaging your vehicles.

​Instead of protecting your hard earned money & your vehicles the govt went after news articles that reported on this SIAM letter.

DOWNLOAD & SAVE THIS LETTER NOW before it gets pulled down again.

​To every politician across party lines: Stand up for the citizens of India today, or admit you don't serve them.

​Team Bharat accepts full responsibility for releasing this suppressed letter. We do not fear the consequences. The truth belongs to the public.
​Jai Hind 🇮🇳

​Tehseen Poonawalla | Founder, Team Bharat

[Punjab Police India @PunjabPoliceInd]

The video being circulated is from Sri Ganganagar, Rajasthan—not Punjab—and has no connection with Punjab Police.

A Punjabi audio track does not make an incident a Punjab incident.

We urge users and social media accounts to verify the facts and location before posting misleading content or tagging Punjab Police.

Responsible sharing matters. @harbhajan_singh

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

The witch hunt against Ruchika Singh must stop.

[Umashankar Singh उमाशंकर सिंह @umashankarsingh]

चंदा चोरी मुद्दे पर विपक्ष की क्रिएटिविटी बढ़ती जा रहा है!

संसद प्रांगण में दान पात्र, दानकर्ता, चंदा चोर… सारे पात्र जुटे! चंदा चोरी CCTV के साथ साथ मोबाईल कैमरे में भी क़ैद हुई। 😅

Video posted by @pandeypoonam20

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

The misuse of criminal machinery against Ruchika Singh is unacceptable. Profanity does not attract criminal case. 50% of Lok Sabha MPs have criminal cases against them, close to 100 MPs in the BJP. The Police can focus their energy towards them, not a 25-year old! Harassment of the young must STOP immediately!

[Siyasi Billa @Siyasibilla]

This scene hits when I read the Delhi police's order on tommorow march to the parliament

We are living in a proclaimed democracy where there is no voice of the dissent. We can't even demand accountability. No press conference, No dialogue, No participation nothing.

#SonamWangchuk #Delhi #Jantarmantar

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

Where will foreign exchange for this $10 billion come from?

मोदी जी हमें तो कहते हैं ethanol इस्तेमाल करके foreign exchange बचाओ। अपनी गाड़ियाँ ख़राब करो।

और वो foreign exchange अड़ानी को अमेरिका ले जाने के किए दे देते हैं? ये तो सरासर ग़लत है।

[Kunickaa Sadanand @Kunickaa]

Arrey bhai desh mein mujh se aur mere life se bade muddey chal rahein hain, and you are still engrossed and captivated by my beauty and brains. Chalo chalo aagey badho… chutta nahi hai bhai🙏🤪

[Nachiket Deshpande @nachiket1982]

Toyota aka "Toyato" advises people to fill petrol from "authorised" and "reputed" fuel stations only.
I request @PetroleumMin @HardeepSPuri @IndianOilcl @HPCL @BPCLimited @Jiobpofficial @NayaraEnergy to share a list of "unauthorised" fuel stations operating across the country so that people can avoid using them. @Toyota_India seems to have some clue about these pumps.
Also, @PetroleumMin should answer if running an "unauthorised" petrol pump is permitted in India. If not, what action has it taken against such "unauthorised" pumps? @HMOIndia pl see if the petroleum ministry needs help in law enforcement.
#EthanolScam #TeamBharat

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

While the whole country is debating petrol-ethanol, the bros from Madhya Pradesh have already pulled off what is arguably India's first major ethanol scam, not counting you know who.

There is a govt policy that surplus rice in govt warehouses can be sold to ethanol manufacturers at subsidised rates to prevent it from rotting.

According to a Dainik Bhaskar report, the scam began when some officials allegedly (willingly?) ignored the rules and allocated "newly procured" fortified rice (not even regular rice, but fortified rice) for ethanol production. The rice, bought at a high price (₹4,000 per quintal), was sold at a throwaway price (₹2,320 per quintal) to ethanol plants.

The ethanol plant operators allegedly knew it was fortified rice, so instead of using it to make ethanol, they sold it to rice millers at ₹2,800 per quintal, and instead bought cheap broken rice (₹2,100 per quintal) from the open market for ethanol production, making an overall profit of ₹700 per quintal.

The rice millers allegedly repacked the fortified rice in new gunny bags and supplied it back to the govt as freshly milled rice. The govt paid them milling charges, while the govt supplied paddy they were actually supposed to mill was allegedly sold in the open market for another round of profit.

So the same bag of rice allegedly kept changing hands: govt warehouse to ethanol plant to rice mill to back to govt warehouse. Everyone in the chain allegedly made money.

The MP govt formed an SIT. So far, four people have been arrested and 12 trucks seized. Investigators suspect that up to 50 lakh quintals of govt rice, worth around ₹1,160 crore, may have been diverted through this alleged racket.

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

KEJRIWAL MAKES TOYOTA FACE ITS OWN MANUAL 🚨

REPORTER: Toyota says E20 causes only 3-5% mileage drop, and most complaints are adulterated fuel.

KEJRIWAL 🎯: Then give it in writing. Say E20 is safe for non-compliant vehicles and compensate people if damage happens.

REPORTER: They say mileage drop is minor.

KEJRIWAL ⚡️: I am saying even 10%. If mileage drops more than that, pay people. If parts or engine get damaged, pay people. Let a third party decide if it was adulteration or E20.

[Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal]

Only ₹ 99 lakh subsidy for Kheera the ⁦@PMOIndia___ mantri should have gone for the full crore. Remember Na khaunga na khaney doonga