Comedy Dick

Daily tweets about anything !! Will try to make you laugh ( can be rude )

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@CableOz @comedy_dick xxx

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Hi you guys if you aren't already follow @AlanCarrsPenis this account will close soon xxx

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RIP COMEDY DICK .......stupid little prick lol

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@Pauly_UK you're right that's decided then back to being a cock full time !!!

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Liked him better bad decision I think what do you guys think ?????? Sorry again love you lot xxxxx

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Prob going to lose followers cause of this , but I've had a change of heart going back to my old pal @AlanCarrsPenis sorry but folk PTO

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@ThePinkTortoise I'm across the water in Edinburgh !!!

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@ThePinkTortoise Ps Dalgety Bay is lovely xxx

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@ThePinkTortoise Lots probably will but I only really got all they followers cause of the name , this way folk follow me or not xxxxx

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That sinking feeling ..........when you're on the titanic !!!!

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@helsbells49 it is eh !!!! Brrrrrrrrrrrr

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I bet when the guys are watching News at Ten , the first thing they say when julie Etchingham comes on is " I'd shag that likes " ????

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That awkward moment when getting off a bus , you slide down the stairs and land on you're arse !!!

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At school I was famous for slapping kids with my dick !!!!! ........that's how I lost my job hahahaha

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@helsbells49 Goodnight x

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If I don,t follow all back tonight will do first thing in morning !!!!! Love U XXX

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@helsbells49 THANK YOU lol

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Im FREE !!!!!!!!