valena metcalfe

I am Comedienne Valena Metcalfe. Married to my best friend 4 over 24 years and we're the proud parents of 10 wonderful blessings. visit

[valena metcalfe @comedybylena]

@kirkfranklin r u serious?? I'm in VA how can I get lunch?? That is awesome that you would do that Kirk!! I really believe you though.

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"I'll take Being a Mom for 600 Alex." "The answer is: Something a Mom never wants to hear." Go!

[valena metcalfe @comedybylena]

@imalazymom mom the baby dropped your cell phone in the toilet!!

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@SterlingPierce Blessings your way!!

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@imalazymom or when your mate can start a campfire by rubbing your legs together (LOL)

[valena metcalfe @comedybylena]

@hollyrpeete quick question for you. I'm a mom of "10" 5boys, 5girls. Any cost effective tips for Halloween??

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@imalazymom I'm a mother of "10" so I feel your pain (LOL) just take plenty of excedrin before you leave and get ready toi get your play on!

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@IAmSteveHarvey how much have you lost to date?

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Here's a shout out to the true believers!! Saints where u at?? Roll Call!!

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@JudgeGHatchett hi can you tell me if you're coming to the DC/VA area? I would love to meet you.

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@RubenStuddard how cool is that!?!

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@IAmSteveHarvey do u really feel different?

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@Treyschosen I know what u mean (LOL) I'm sportin a hugh Koolaid grin right about now!! Vickie is real folk. Can you follow a sista? :-)

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@vickiewinans a phenomenal women. I saw u at GGG with Dr. Dee-Dee and u rocked the house!! I'm a mother of "10" and doing comedy part time!

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@DarleneMcCoy hey Darlene we were on a show together in Jax FL the Heavy Hitters Comedy Competition. Great seeing u again. Can u follow me?

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@hillharper I feel the same way especially after reading your book "The Conversation" all I can say is W0W!!!

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@dnichel13 just wright

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@LathamEnt comedybylena!!! Of course (LOL) check out the website www.laughingwithlena.com and holding it down being a mom of "10"!!

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@BaisdenLive doing the Special K challenge. True story I dropped 4 sizes in 4 months!! I'm back rocking my size "12" and I'm a mom of "10"!