Keith Price

I am a comedian, actor, podcaster, radio talk show host/producer. Loves me some Broadway. @kpcurtaincall Cashapp/ Venmo :comedydaddy

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

By Jasmine Crockett:

"Hey Tim Scott,

You spent years tap dancing through every interview, every speech, every Sunday show appearance telling America that racism was basically over and that your success story proved everybody else just needed to work harder and complain less.

You carried water for people who mocked civil rights, demonized poor people, gutted diversity programs, attacked voting rights, and treated Black history like a disease.

And for what?

No VP slot.
No cabinet throne.
No real power.
Not even basic respect.

You confessed your admiration on national television for people who viewed you as nothing more than a convenient talking point — the “See? We have one!” guy standing in the background smiling on cue.

Then the second you showed the smallest trace of independence and questioned that disgusting Obama monkey post, your own side turned on you like starving wolves.

Suddenly the loyal house servant wasn’t loyal enough.

Now you’re sitting in a car recording cellphone videos reminding the world that you’re still Black.

Trust us, Senator — nobody forgot.

The problem is that you spent so much time trying to convince other people that racism wasn’t real that now, when it smacks you directly in the face, you want sympathy from the same community you lectured for years.

You defended the people stripping away protections for minorities, women, the poor, and working-class families. You stood beside people cheering the destruction of programs our grandparents marched, bled, and died for.

And now you look shocked that the crowd you entertained never actually saw you as an equal.

The Bible talks about the Prodigal Son returning home after losing everything.

But the Prodigal Son came home humble.
You spent years helping burn the house down.

And now you’re politically homeless:
too Black for the people you defended,
too eager to defend them for the people you abandoned.

That’s the tragedy of selling your dignity for a seat at a table that was never meant for you.

Tim, you may be the PRODIGAL SON, BUT YOU CAN’T COME HOME."

We saw it coming. He didn't want to.

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤣🤣🤣

[Jamel Jackson @JamelJackson10]

@JohnFugelsang

[Jamel Jackson @JamelJackson10]

@JohnFugelsang

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

https://t.co/lOi19vhth4

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

These people realize that Elon wants to cut social security and medicare right?

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Yep. https://t.co/Spvs3JgeKA

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Wtf? https://t.co/qwDJJM24yU

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Loves me some Ms @DollyParton

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

https://t.co/Cv47musXJq

[Aunty Fa @AndyWinston17]

@AdamKinzinger

[underthematrix 🇺🇸🦅 @underthematrix]

@AdamKinzinger @JamesTate121 Why are people so afraid of the #ThreePigs?

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Maybe, but the only costume I wanna see is that white dress and fur coat finale outfit for Deloris van Cartier for Sister Act or anything you wore in the WILD PARTY revival. 😉 Keep on Keepin' On, Play Niece!!! ♥️

[Jasmine Amy Rogers @jasmineamyr]

I’d be a fantastic paddington puppeteer if I weren’t 5’4”

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Just ruining mac and cheese

[Fit_Fusion @FitFusion__]

This dish changed the way I do potlucks!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, this is BRILLIANT: This dude breaks down why everyone thinks the whole WHCD event was fake... everything about trump is FAKE.

Best video you'll see today.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

When Congress holds a Late Night Talk Show Host…

To a higher standard than the President of the United States.

It’s time to replace Congress.

And the President.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD

TRUMP IS GOING DOWN — BIBI, PUTIN, BONDI & MELANIA KNOW!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

@JesusChryslerII @kenpinkela

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

Aren't you tired of defending this maniac and his family? Isn't there anything else you can do with your platform? You used to be a somewhat respected journalist, even after the Al Capone thing and before daytime talk fodder.

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

Regarding the First Lady’s condemnation of Kimmel’s latest incitement, think what it must be like to have total strangers wishing you and your family dead.
Trump can be a rude provocateur. Kimmel is a sadist masquerading as a comedian.

[Keith Price @Comedydaddy]

The difference is you could have said those things, and they would have been false. Those presidents never acted like a fascist who is a dangerous threat to democracy, unlike the one you support. Your privilege and your bank account allow you to go on w/your life. You're lucky.

[Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton]

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

A Farce in Four Acts:

1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

It hardly gets any dumber than this.