Elaine Steffek

Authentic Catholic and comedy booker

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@realDailyWire Yes, it doesn't get any darker than killing your child.

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher You blessed my simpleness and I confirmed it with Scripture

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@gr8tstocks @realstewpeters @AmberLanph21831 That is correct. God does not sin.

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher https://t.co/xz7ao5wQUC

[Fr. Thomas Petri OP @PetriOP]

Since being assigned to parish ministry, I’ve been reading more on preaching. Here’s a good note from Ratzinger:

“The simple faith of simple people deserves the respect, the reverence of the preacher, who has no right simply to play off his intellectual superiority against their still simple faith, which in some circumstances grasps the heart of the matter more surely as a simple overall intuition than does a reflection that is divided up into many separate steps and particular findings” (Dogma and Preaching, p. 33)

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@realstewpeters @AmberLanph21831 Like, does anyone write without anger anymore? This is pathetic.

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@LifeSite Funny. We pray for that very thing, the entire Church, every Good Friday.

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@realstewpeters @AmberLanph21831 God gifts us with His Presence in the Eucharist, not the destruction of people.

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher Yes!
Mark 10:15

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher People still got better

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@Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher When you got stage 4 cancer you'll try anything out there

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher Hmm
32.8 + 15.6 +36.1 = 84.5
What did you get?

[Elaine Steffek @comedyeye]

@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher Another swing and a miss.
Too many angry people on social media. Nobody knows how to write anything without getting pissy about it. I feel sorry for you.
Take a time out.

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@RdLessTrvled @Faisal_Alsayegh @NicHulscher I dunno the 84%.
People had reductions or got better

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@Sassypants1948 @NicHulscher @MakisMedicine I thought that is a military term.
Like for John Kerry and the swift boats

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@drsircus @NicHulscher Every medication has side effects

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@AliceTemple12 @NicHulscher @GlynMcbride The study posts 84%

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@Joeinblack Check the Cubs losing streak lately?

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@DavidJHarrisJr Was it James Martin?