simon harris

comedyharris all opinions are me own

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@piersmorgan Ukraine offers so much to the world - Russia offers….oil which will soon be non viable export as countries find alternatives. Controlling Ukraine gives you income, without income you have nothing - though I do think a solution is needed

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@TonyBellew This is his chance - everyone has dodged him! Watch this guy finally get his shot at a title!

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@MichaelBensonn £24 for 21mins of boxing and some scraps in the park

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@sarajcox Its me the “Harris Gang” - I was a massive snooker fan and thought I’d get a hair band to be like the great Ronnie O’Sullivan - I did win singles title but did look more like lord farquaad without it!!

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@TonyBellew @SkySportsBoxing Maybe less

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@thatchers_cider every can I’ve opened tonight - sipping sideways

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@TonyBellew @MichaelBensonn @DAZNBoxing You & Frotch vs Jake & Logan #tagteamboxing surely that’s a pay per view seller!! @EddieHearn sort it out 👍

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JeffStelling Spain are playing a kid!!! Have more faith Southgate

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@Joey7Barton curiously waiting for your post on ffp for city…

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JamieCoxPro Always back a Brit, but I think this is possibly his biggest test. It could go the distance - did you ever spar either ?

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@DJEthanJamesUK Must be linked to your searching 🤣

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@star_boi How does anyone watch and think this is real 🤣🤣🤣. Imagine this… the traitors get caught episode 1…end of show … ooo wait somehow there are multiple episodes…why…cause it’s fixed 🤣

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@CACoates96 Not because it’s them, because it’s us and we are very up and down yet somehow still in the mix. Could be worse could be united looking for the 30000076th manager

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@flip_diddy_flip Is it about United getting through the group stage …

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@ronnieo147 Sir Ronnie !!!

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@FrankWarren @Turki_alalshikh Who marketed the strap line ….sounds like a film about the morning on the toilet after a hot curry

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JamieCoxPro I hope and pray fury doesn’t pull out

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JustStop_Oil I just see this I don’t know what they are saying

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JustStop_Oil I’m assuming his glasses and the frames and the shirt he has on are made or exported by fairy tears

[simon harris @comedyharris87]

@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery What are your spec frames made from? Reformed ham?? Ooo wait likely hood is plastic