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[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

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[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

My Brothers @kstills and @ithinkisee12 continue to show their unwavering strength by fighting for the oppressed! They have not backed down, even when attacked and intimidated. Their courage will move the world forward!

“Love is at the root of our resistance!”✊🏾

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

The relationship I have with Google is like the relationship Tom Cruise has with Scientology . I'm in 2 deep & they know 2 much to get out.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

After 30 , your two weeks notice just sound like "it's not you it's me".
#Notfit4Corporatelife

[Know Your Rights Camp @yourrightscamp]

😍❤️❤️ #RP @stgermain_ - The first sign of gratitude is the appreciation of those who've risked it all for your well-being. @kaepernick7 @yourrightscamp @nessnitty @e.raymond_ https://t.co/07tNM0IUpa

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

A response of "Roger Dodger" is short for f**k you in a Corporate setting.
#ImnotfitforCorporatelife

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

What's the new saying if you're not on your cellphone then your not alive .
#lookuplifeishappening

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

Lord please stop answering the prayers of those who want to live in California but have the weather of Nevada.
#Amen

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

Michael bay is making a Dora the explorer movie.The small changes he'll make is casting Margot Robbie as Dora with a transforming backpack.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

Amazon Wine is shutting down and it's customer's are furious because now they have to go to the liquor store like normal alcoholics.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

Hamburger helper reveals what's inside of their Iconic mascot & it freaks people out more than having Hamburger helper for dinner.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

U.S coast guard offloads 50,000lbs of cocaine & herion in San Diego . Showing Legoland that they're not the only ones in town moving blocks.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

I think America might be Trump's sidechick.
#Russia&ChinaRsomebadchicks.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

Googled "Skynet" and search came back Google.
#googleknows2much

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

You can either be big and happy or thin and sad . I want a cheeseburger🤤
#Weightloss101

[Donnie Wahlberg @DonnieWahlberg]

It has no physical form or actual weight -

Yet, there is nothing heavier, or more physically damaging, than the exhausting burden of anger.

[ComedyJunkie @ComedyJunkieNet]

I'll be your friend ,just don't try to hangout with me .
#friends🤔

[Lee Merritt @LeeMerrittesq]

The Dallas activist community salutes @Kaepernick7 for speaking out against injustice! Join us Sat. 10AM St. Paul UMC #Justice4JordanEdwards