◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆

The account of the MARVELOUS Epimetheus! (-🪄)

and Janus. (-🎭)
The most special Staurnians there are!
(#SpaceStories Multi-OC parody acc)

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

☆♡ OUR STRAWPAGE!! ♡☆

https://t.co/gCuhDOGZYw

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce ...How should I know what a parent is supposed to be like? We never had one. Not one that cared, anyway. I view things from self build-up. That us moons can take care of ourselves. Maybe care has made you stunt them, or maybe a lack of care stunted me. What do you think? -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce Are you saying you're trying to prove yourself wrong? Trying to prove that your worry is misplaced? That they'll overcome the odds off pain and suffering? -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce So your worries are conditional.
And you're overlooking my point. If some of your moons were co-orbital, they would survive, because the orbit would be natural. Your faith is lacking while your care is real. But a lack of faith leads to a different lack of care. -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce You dont fear your orbits intersecting. You dont fear one of you making a mistake that can cause your doom despite it being possible.

We dont fear it either. Every 3-4 years we get close there is no fear of impact. Our danger might be higher, but we dont fear it, we live it. -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce You and the sun have a barycenter outside the sun, so you sorta orbit one another -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce I don't care about your gravity. Does the act of orbiting itself cause you exhaustion. Not being careful while you do it, the act itself. -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce Lemme make it a little easier to grasp. Do you find it difficult to orbit? -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce You project the mistakes you make onto them. Onto us. -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce Our orbit is symbiotic. It's like blinking. We've never made a mistake with it in our whole existence.

There's no mistake to be had, only living -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce Why are you so scared then -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce No. Because we're not incompetent -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@Starz1Dreams @JupiterS0lstyce BOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAAAAAGE -🪄

[⛢Sycorax and Co.⛢ @leadersycorax]

A small announcement for any minor moon that is interested:

Me and my fellow minor Uranians have been holding small meetings in the Kuiper Belt for a little while now. We discuss how to be a safer system and offer community for the ones that don't receive it from others.

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@Atlas1098398 Tell him to stop he's gonna hurt himself -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@JupiterS0lstyce We can hear that -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@ElaraSB Yes -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

I have been trying to make bigger clothes for Saturn. Cloth is hard to come by. -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@ElaraSB Bold to assume we don't -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@ElaraSB Depends on what you want -🎭

[◇Janus◇ and ☆Epimetheus☆ @ComedyMagic1011]

@ElaraSB Depends on the kind -🎭