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[kikiiswoah @comedyoferrorz]

Awesome https://t.co/WCPwyIfKp1

[kikiiswoah @comedyoferrorz]

Doing this to get off waitlist bye! https://t.co/WCPwyIfKp1

[kikiiswoah @comedyoferrorz]

I'd like to sign up somewhere I can be an anti-feminist, where can I do that? #hmu

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

And sometimes what doesn't kill you makes you wish it had.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

All one word text message replies can effectively be translated to "kbye."

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I FEAR CHANGE!
- Every time a social network redoes its layout

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Trying hard to solve everything in the world is just denial that the problem is you.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

You don't have to admit that you're my fans, I'll just assume you're all nodding approval at me. - every time I don't get retweeted.