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I'm like 35% funny and 85% bad at math.

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RT IF YOU LIKE MUSIC!

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RT if you like FOOD

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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

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RT IF YOU LOVE FOOD!

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RT if you like music!

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5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer. Who the fuck divided this shit up...?

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WEED IS BAD! We should burn it. :D

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"you tweet to much" "you breathe too much", bitch

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aaaaand, fuck you

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im going to stand outside so if someone asks im outstanding

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cant see your face, theres too much make-up

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fuck you..... you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you , but i think you have fucked enough, slut

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Shit happens, I mean look at your face.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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Step 1) Open fridge... nothing to eat.

Step 2) Open freezer... nothing to eat.

Step 3) Lower standards and repeat.

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That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.

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No Wi-Fi = No life.

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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat...

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Face: *smiling*

Head: fuck you

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RT if you love music! (PLEASE RT)