Ryan P

He/him. Comedy Writer. CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN. Former stand up comic. Heartache feels good in a place like this. I make my own Ranch. Rep: KMR.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

1. The Mummy
2. Magnolia
3. Drop Dead Gorgeous
4. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
5. The Matrix

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

**For context… yes these are mostly comedians. But I wasn’t seeing their shows. I was the lowly unknown comic doing 10 mins on their shows and each one of them were kind, affable, and very funny in person.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

I’ve met a couple of rude celebs but overwhelmed with how many nice ones:
Nick Kroll
Bill Burr
Gabriel Iglesias
Russell Peters
Adam Devine
Drew Carey
Jim Jeffries
Fortune Feimster
David Koechner
BJ Novak
Harland Williams
Jerrod Carmichael
Natasha Leggero
Eric Andre
David Spade

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@AJYeend Metro
Angels in the Outfield
Phenomenon
The 6th Man
Nothing to Lose
Deuce Bigalow
The Hot Chick
Angus
True Lies
As Good As It Gets

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@ttinytim88881 @minakimes Me know football.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@bpun22 @lapride @Dodgers Being 👏 LGBTQ+ 👏 is 👏 not 👏 political. 👏 It’s 👏 being 👏 human 👏 !!!!

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@JasonAvalos THE TRUTH ABOUT EMILY: After receiving the selfie of a handsome man from an unknown number, a single woman decides to pretend to be his blind date, only to find herself in way over her head.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

Mann: Heat
De Palma: Casualties of War
Friedkin: French Connection
Carpenter: The Thing
Coens: Big Lebowski
Villeneuve: Blade Runner 2049
PTA: There Will Be Blood
Kurosawa: Rashomon
Leone: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Eastwood: Unforgiven

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

Mann: Miami Vice (theatrical)
De Palma: Phantom of the Paradise
Friedkin: Sorcerer
Carpenter: Big Trouble in Little China
Coens: Miller’s Crossing
Villeneuve: Blade Runner 2049
PTA: Punch-Drunk Love
Kurosawa: Yojimbo
Leone: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Eastwood: Unforgiven

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

Hey bacon. It’s 2023. Time to start using re-sealing packs. Don’t let turkey bacon outshine you with its convenient packaging. You’re bacon. Be better.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

Yesss!!!! Theatrically released R rated sex comedy with an A-Lister!!! Bringing them back!!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jennifer Lawrence stars in the first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’.

The film releases on June 16 in theaters.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

Dying at the ppl complaining that Chris Rock should’ve just “let it go” “it’s been a year.” As a former comic do u know how hard coming up with a new hour is? Even for pros? The biggest most public thing of his entire career happens and as a comic he’s just to let it go?? FoH

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@A_M_Sanchez @merewalton @ScreenPit Read. This. Script! It is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@FunWithHorror Corky Romano.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@andreaberting Also take lots of showers. For some reason the best jokes enter the brain while in the shower.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

@andreaberting Doing comedy punch ups is always make sure story and character are solid. Then I spend time on every page seeing if there is a laugh (even a tiny one) that can be added or improved upon that’s still organic and not just for laugh’s sake.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

An honest top 10 list without trying to class it up, the movies I watch most-

Liar Liar, The Mummy (1999), Heavyweights, Dumb & Dumber, Austin Powers, Shaun of the Dead, Con Air, Tommy Boy, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Die Hard

[Jeff Howard @jeffreyhoward33]

An honest top 10 list without trying to class it up, the movies I watch most —

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Casablanca, All That Jazz, Singin’ in the Rain, JFK, Devil in a Blue Dress, Silver Streak, Young Frankenstein, Sing Street and Eight Men Out plus bonus To Catch a Thief.

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

I thought Groundhog Day was tomorrow…?

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️

[Ryan P @comedyryan1]

RRR was rrrobbed!!!