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[The Poke @ThePoke]

Danny Dyer talks more sense than the government – Episode 137.
https://t.co/wfpn53kknb

[fill your boots @MilitaryBanter]

Quote of the day...

[ubergoober @comedysurfboard]

I 'M BACK : DAVID GOGGINS https://t.co/R4uLuVKb1V via @YouTube

[ubergoober @comedysurfboard]

@youwouldknow “The last time” good grief. Is this the world we live in. If the little wretch had got the instant shoeing he deserved that person would of been in more trouble than the bedstain that slapped her

[ubergoober @comedysurfboard]

@youwouldknow Dirty bastards. Pay it in pennies ?

[ubergoober @comedysurfboard]

@youwouldknow Ffs. From what little I you have said about him he would of got a kick out of you not paying and them trying to take him to court

[Ray Purchase, Actor ™ @MrRayPurchase]

I think you'll find the only thing down the toilet is your career, Toast

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Whether you're a lefty liberal making horrible jokes about right wingers, or a right winger making horrible jokes about lefty liberals, you should not expect to be prosecuted. You can expect to be criticised though. Even hated. But lets keep it fair. Anything else is hypocrisy.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

JFC how about the devil go get himself into therapy and the right woman go get herself a decent partner via a check in at her own therapy for even contemplating this shit

[Fiddler @cFidd]

Turns out that anger is still my grief stage of choice

[Spitfires.com @spitfiresdotcom]

The #LongestFlight will take us over vast oceans. Sea #survival skills (and the right mental attitude) are therefore a vital element of our #training. Thanks to @JHSurvival and @LNTBushcraft for the words of wisdom. #SilverSpitfire

[ubergoober @comedysurfboard]

@youwouldknow You are too young to drop a Blake’s 7 reference ! Respect !

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This clip of Rik Mayall as Alan B’Stard went viral because it’s basically all the Tory leadership candidates (via @JamesMelville) #RikMayallDay
https://t.co/QHsN4BHsbO

[Leigh @newusername1489]

“No, Karen, that’s not feminism. Feminism is when you make stillettos in a size 16. Educate yourself”