Comedy Baby

Official baby of the UCC Comedy Society

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@RishiSunak Resign for the jokes Ristéard. Please.

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Gorillas in the mist Party..
Would you vote for a party of this title in the next election?

#Biden2024 #SuccessionHBO #deliveroo

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Thanks to everyone who came along to our quiz tonight, and a special thanks to the winners of best team name the ‘sluts for eamonn’

[UCCSU Commercial & Fundraising Officer🇵🇸 @UCCSUCommercial]

A massive 280 euro raised tonight with @ucccomedysoc for R&G! Thanks so much for a great night and a great quiz, another 1% to our goal of 30k!
Keep an eye out for the rest of our events and big R&G raffle on our Instagram @UCCSU !!
@DogsforDisable1 @crkmentalhealth @HelpCork

[UCCSU Commercial & Fundraising Officer🇵��� @UCCSUCommercial]

A massive 280 euro raised tonight with @ucccomedysoc for R&G! Thanks so much for a great night and a great quiz, another 1% to our goal of 30k!
Keep an eye out for the rest of our events and big R&G raffle on our Instagram @UCCSU !!
@DogsforDisable1 @crkmentalhealth @HelpCork

[Mikl (parody) @rmeiikdl]

BREAKING: Enoch Burke has broken into the New York Comedy Club to open for Des Bishop

[Comedy Baby @ComedyUcc]

3.) bottom of Boole Stairs
If you need a friend to listen to your woes, but not give you any advice, or say anything at all, this is the one for you. Curl up next to the mummy in the Boole library stairwell for some quiet company while you dry your tears. 7/10

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best spots for crying on ucc campus (a thread 🧵)

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2.) This green area beside the Glucksman
river sounds and cold concrete seating really add to the sad crying ambience. Bit awkward if someone does appear, just one person watching you cry in a wide open space. Fresh air is always nice, some shelter from rain, cold in winter 8/10

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Lead singer of the 1975 got wheels on his shoes? Call that Matty Heelys

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first date idea: I make you trip and fall upon the ucc crest and then we raise the child together

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@Dusanka52843486 Billion.

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BREAKING: It has been reported that Kim Kardashian has purchased High Kick Kev’s ‘iconic’ blue jacket for $14.2 billion

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@LegallyLucrecia UCC Comedy presents: Battle of the Dubs 👀

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Bad joke of the day: day 5
Whats the difference between a rabbit and a hare?.....................
You can pull a hair out of your arse but you canny pull a rabbit
Ha Ha Ha

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Bad Joke Of the Day: Joke 4
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?......................
Coz the cow has the "udder"
#NotFunny #comedy

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@CAPYBARA_MAN A bad joke, is still comedy. Issa Joke.

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Bad Joke Of The Day: Day 3
Three Nuns walk into a bar.............. Dont you think one of them would have seen it.
Ha Ha Ha
#savecomedy

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Bad joke of the day: Day 2
Paper...........
(Do you get it? Because its tear-able)
Ha Ha Ha
#savecomedy

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Bad Joke of the Day:
Horse walks into a bar,
Bartender, "Why the long face?"
Ha Ha Ha
#notfunny #savecomedy