Best Funny Tweets

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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Woman Is Convinced She Is A Cat And Was Born The Wrong Sp... https://t.co/aV7VZhYD1M

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Bless this food we are about to upload to Instagram

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-starts at one corner

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? , ?

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Any dog under 50lbs might as well be a cat

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Led on

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I love being alone, but I hate being lonely.

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there are 7 billion ppl in the world and i cant find one person to find me attractive wtf

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I wish my mind had a delete button.

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batista bomb her

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Don't dance like no one is watching, dance like someone is watching and about to slide a twenty dollar bill into your underwear

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people: u should smile

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Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"

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Thanks for texting me first and then ignoring my reply.

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*wears pajamas all day*

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Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.

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i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade

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2.fuck you