thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)
unfortunately characters who aren't dating yet, because they're too afraid to cross that line for whatever reason, having a steamy make-out session or a one-night stand whilst going "this means nothing" in between kisses gives me a buzz like nothing else
yesterday i had a dream of jeff the killer once but then he suddenly switched up to like a dumb version and said "im jeth the smile" and then just grinned at me for 8 seconds straight before vanishing into the dark void before i woke up in a cold sweat, here is my rendition
bro you're a such fake give-uper i saw you persevere time and time again even when you thought there was nothing worth fighting for. i'm proud of you bro. i truly believe in you.