vrnds ✌️

see you, space cowboy

[justin @Justin__jpeg]

job applications in 2026

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

he’s always having a worse day than me

[hirai mimi @troubledbat]

quando vc ta morrendo de vontade de jogar the sims e alguem fala ue entao joga sendo que não é tão simples assim

[Athena @tarmactorque]

There’s a certain blue tinged colour grade to British crime dramas that I’m oddly comforted by. You just know it’s going to be good when everything looks cold as hell.

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[andy @heyitsandy_]

i don’t like it when i have the day off work and other people are also off and walking around town. get back to work, this is my time!!

[luz @vnbvrnt]

oh exactlyyyy i’m always saying this

[Boogie Harry__ / King Of Love And Foreplay @BoogieHarrySA]

It’s officially ‘wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon’ weather.

[juliAn @oigevalt]

shlumped in da porta :c

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fab @fbnhrnz]

Una alumna me preguntó cuál era el lore (historia clínica) de un paciente

[nadiaᵎᵎ @purplehyasynth]

“damn your hands are hairy like men”
if being hairy was a male thing in humans, then why are you bald my dude

[deni & the jets @patrocluos]

meu corpo não sabe a diferença entre ser chamada atenção por um detalhe do trabalho e ser humilhada em praça pública

[suka @culkinco]

being a chanel ambassador is a humiliation ritual

[JOJO @JOJOSBODYGUARD]

i never realize how awkward i am until i talk to someone who isn’t my close friend

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[Chio 🌱 @shoxiaoism]

All that room and u want to stand ass to ass #okay

[KAE🧚🏾‍♀️ @etherealkelsey]

The way ppl in the Uk describe bbls like wild animals fries me man 😭😭😭

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

Idgaf abt panty lines tbh yes I wear underwear what are u gonna do? come kill me

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

feel like u can't have a loud ass jbl and free spotify. dude is walking down the street blaring an ad for chase secure banking