Comfortably Dumb

I ain’t no hollaback girl

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

[Cheering up a depressed friend]
Me: Ear to the ground brother. Keep following the salmon, brother.

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

@RealCGriff We fucking suck. We have fucking sucked. No one needs a dick sucking in this organization

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Absolute Cinema

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.

Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: https://t.co/WC41QIhkKd

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Thank god your team is not as bad as the Commanders lol

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Sports are the worse

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Good news is the Eagles suck massive cock and balls too. #NFCLeast

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Sports purgatory #PSU #Cowboys #Phillies

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MEDPROS Center of Excellence @Asst_to_the_RM]

People being against public executions oddly quiet about the cowboys game last night.

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

@hamstrbrn They’re the worst!

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

The Dallas cowboys have ruined my birthday. No cap

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Only delusional eagles fans can have a disaster of a year painted as a master class for Howie Roseman

[Eric Hagman @esh714]

Penn St at Michigan in 2 weeks will be on Animal Planet at 2 am.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Me and the fellas about to go blackout at Mike Tomlin's speakeasy

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Penn state should not be ranked for the next 10 years. Unless they’re ranked as top disappointments or horse shit types

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

Mike Tomlin? the minecraft streamer?

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Thot daughter or Mike Tomlin Minecraft son?

[The Goffense @the_goffense]

This is actually fucking insane lmfao

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

Incredible

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

I need to get hammered in Mike Tomlin’s minecraft speak easy

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

I’ve watched this at least ten times.
It’s perfect. The timing, the sheer and utter incoherence, no notes.

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

The 12 month sleep regression is worse than anything the Nittany Lions, or the Cowboys, or the Phillies could ever do in a lifetime. I am broken

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

@MikeL570

[Comfortably Dumb @ComfortablyDub]

This is what is important. Fuck sports teams. Kill em for all I care.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

I have a beautiful wife, a great job, a family who loves me.