lil retard

don’t listen to me I’m retarded

[lil retard @comic]

@mattkratter @JoeNakamoto @natbrunell @BitcoinMagazine They’re not journalists they’re paid shills to pump bullshit

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

BREAKING: If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX hadn't gone bankrupt, its portfolio would be worth approximately $206 billion today.

That includes a 1,500,000% gain on Cursor and 34,000% on Anthropic, making him one of the best investors of the decade.

[lil retard @comic]

@Pledditor Imagine flying to a conference to talk about bitcoin and how your stock is down -80% during one of the best bull runs in the equity markets

[Pledditor @Pledditor]

I get the feeling these conferences are just a mechanism to fleece shareholders without them noticing.

If you read the SEC filings, all these guys have paid business trips, paid "entertainment" expenses, etc.

[lil retard @comic]

@MSTR_simulator Nowhere. Just enjoying life and not arguing with retarded children anymore.

[Mark Zuckerberg @finkd]

Teaming up with Shopify to make shopping and checkout easier in Muse. Shoppers find more. Shops sell more. More partnerships like this coming soon.

[lil retard @comic]

@BTC_broo Would be the most entertaining outcome which is usually what happens

[lil retard @comic]

@FloridaBuyHome @chasepalmieri @jackmallers @twentyone 🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯

[Hardfork Kratter @mattkratter]

For all of the financially illiterate MSTR holders out there (the majority), be aware that basic mNAV is still far below 1.0 and so the company remains unable to issue new shares and buy BTC in a way that increases BPS. YTD BTC yield is -3.6%. They can still finance BTC purchases, but only at junk bond yield levels using prefs like STRC-- which tells you something about how the market is pricing risk here. Saylor simps will not understand a word of this and will push back with random meaningless slogans

[BTC Bro @BTC_broo]

Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?

[BTC Bro @BTC_broo]

Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?

[lil retard @comic]

Bitcoin a lil pumpy

[lil retard @comic]

@BTCBreadMan BRO ITS THE BIGGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD

[lil retard @comic]

Pay cash, problem solved.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The average interest rate on a 30-year mortgage in the US is now 7.24%, per Mortgage News Daily.

[lil retard @comic]

🤡🤣😭

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

BREAKING: President Trump declares “If I had known the market was going to rally like this after a rate hike, I would have kept Powell in there.”

[lil retard @comic]

Winning

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Merriam-Webster officially adds "looksmaxxing," "meme coin," and "vibe coding" to its online dictionary.