Martin Rizo

Stand up comedian born in East Los Angeles

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My first picture ever was a sonogram

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I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops had dirty magazines.

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Fabuloso out here looking like delicious juices bro

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I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops at dirty magazines.

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got so many extensions on a traffic ticket, that the cop who gave me the ticket retired #LifeHacks

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Its called body wash because it washes the whole body including hair right? Or am I messing up?

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San Diego I'm Headlining! Get your tickets https://t.co/raXOtpLGcO

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My Anxiety stems from overthinking and my overthinking stems from Anxiety! It's like a double sided dildo sword

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Daylight savings makes me feel like I'm late and early at the same time when I look at my phone & microwave

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I'm ready for Turkey Tacos this Thanksgiving

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I knew TSA didn't care about working with out pay, when they let me go through wearing my jacket

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You know its a Dodger parade when you see a lowrider float

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Spirit halloween employees we will miss you guys

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Dodger parade tomorrow! Those waymos better watch out!

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People will be able to now live till 250 Years thanks to the Japanese. Imagine now waiting another 150 years for your grandma to die to keep the house

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Trumps Neck has a Only Fans

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My Grandma Really believes Mr Roger's & Eazy E had 40s together.
Damn Ai!

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24 hour laundromats are crazy! If you're there at 3am youre Either there to wash the clothes you just cheated with or you're washing off blood stains.

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Ima use A.I videos to change the Ending of La Bamba & Selena where they both survive.