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Ed Sheeran sucks | she/her

[zoe @comic_khan]

Hey y’all! 💫✨I’m doing my very first GIVEAWAY! 🎁 I’m giving everyone a chance to catch these hands! 👊🏼👊🏼Entering the giveaway is simple, all you have to do is:
1. Fuck around
2. Find out
Giveaway is open globally 🌎 good luck! ☺️🥳💞

[zoe @comic_khan]

just got up to pee, laid back down, and have to pee again. pregnancy is so chill

[zoe @comic_khan]

all men do is LIE

[QG The Weeknd @QGTheWeeknd]

NOW IT'S TRUE! The Weeknd is not going away! He said that's a lie! 🚨

[knight enjoyer 🗡️🪽 @knight_enjoyer]

I rebuke this devilish evil satanic post in the name of jesus

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

This is actually some of the most constructive commentary I’ve seen on the matter. It is important to avoid normalizing her appearance.She doesn’t shame Ariana for her sickness.She holds her team accountable for their lack of care for their artist. More people need to be honest

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Who up and fat

[zoe @comic_khan]

don’t do this to me

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

never considered AMC has a full government name

[zoe @comic_khan]

craziest body check ever

[carly @carlymccarly]

elbows up

[Jerm 🇭🇹🇵🇸 @RevolverJerm]

- Blade cancelled
- Wonder Man cancelled
- Monica is MIA
- Ironheart was barely marketed
- Armor Wars is dead
- Cap 4 was sabotaged by the studio
- Sam is sidelined for Steve in Doomsday

This is not a coincidence.

[alexis @alexis_amx]

His performance was perfect. So happy to see him thrive 😭

[zoe @comic_khan]

they’re trying to make her happen but it won’t work on me

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for ‘VICTORIAN PSYCHO’ starring Maika Monroe has been released.

An eccentric governess in 1958 England, settles into a remote gothic manor, where members of the household staff begin to mysteriously disappear.

In theaters this fall.

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[zoe @comic_khan]

@sequinsare4ever This can’t be real like she’s dying

[𝙄𝙖𝙣 𖣠 @Earth_928_2099]

Got no change sorry sista

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[zoe @comic_khan]

this movie is rage bait

[fawn / li @nativepoisonivy]

premarital sex having been illegal for only three years makes this whole thing so much more ridiculous 😭

[zoe @comic_khan]

literally my grandmother. she was 90 lbs at the end of her life but thought she was 160-200lbs and would talk about how fat she was

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor