Sheldon cooper

missy is a bitch I’m Sheldon cooper

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Felt cute might delete it later

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I’m starting to miss his beatings

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My died fucking died
Bazinga

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Missy has me in her fucking closet tied up
She beat me to a pulp

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@brisket_lover59 Father who the fuck is dull?

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@Missycooler123 @brisket_lover59

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@Missycooler123 Damn right

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@Missycooler123 REAL 🤣🤣🤣

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@Missycooler123 Better than being Christian

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@Missycooler123 I look so damn fine

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@brisket_lover59 @Missycooler123 I’m tell mother that you’re on X looking at raven team leader and brisket porn again

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@Missycooler123 Um actually I think you mean my science text books

[Missy cooper @Missycooler123]

i saw my dad fucking a brisket again. hate this family

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@Missycooler123 Bitch I swear the the non existent god

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@Missycooler123 Bitch the fuck

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@Missycooler123 I think he fucking killed Georgie
Idk he hasn’t come out of his room for a few hours and I keep hearing a faint slapping sound

[Missy cooper @Missycooler123]

my dad walking home drunk to beat the shit out of us