Sam Jensen

Sam | 29 Unapologetically Queer. Highly sensitive. Sometimes funny. Views are my own.

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

@tradrx @CoryBooker Cuck

[jinx : 🐝 spoilers @toxcyuri]

i love hopecore

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

nikki glaser reminding us why we should never have a male awards show host ever again

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

[angel kinda @ang5elina]

and as brat summer came to a close, i couldn't help but wonder... was it time for lobotomy fall?

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

Damn I really can’t watch Ozark with any amount of light in my living room or I can’t see a thing!!

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

@alyssadseid If you’ve got a Costco membership and a Costco near you I’ve had the best experiences there.

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

This entire thread is condescending.

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

@fivehundredsuns @MylesOnFilm This this this.

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Ken getting nominated and not Barbie is honestly so fitting for a film about a man discovering the power of patriarchy in the Real World.

[Ty! @TyWedl]

POOR THINGS
LILY GLADSTONE
#GoldenGlobes2024

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

are the Stanley cup people for real bitch!

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i have such second hand embarrassment and i’m not even in this room #GoldenGlobes

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

These are the worst red carpet interviews I’ve ever seen. Variety needs to never give Marc Malkin a microphone ever again.

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

@formalsorcery Oh my god 🥲🥲🥲

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

Fewer things make me want to crawl out of my skin like seeing fucking CORDS EVERYWHERE. My apartment is very tidy but I’m OVERWHELMED

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

shoutout to the editor at GQ who pitched boygenius for the men of the year issue you really get it

[Sam Jensen @comic_trans]

Who has been gatekeeping the gender euphoria that is straight fit jeans? And couldn’t we call it something else?