Comical Conservative

If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under. -Ronald Reagan. #tcot

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Ann Coulter: I'd run immigration policy 'like Tinder' http://t.co/B2dgJ7E8Kf

[MILO @Nero]

Why do these American shooters all have 90s lesbian hairdos?

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

How about Bruce Jenner? #TheNew10

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

Life's already a bitch. No need to elect one. #Hillary2016

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

Shut up and give me my damn coffee. #RaceTogether

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I am desperate to hear a Starbucks barista studying Lesbian Dance Theory at the local community college tell me about race. #racetogether

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Woman complains about transgender person in gym locker room, gets membership revoked. http://t.co/OqvvE23Eyj

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

You either side with Netanyahu or you stand with ISIS. Take your pick.

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

I am truly humbled by the overwhelming support today during my speech to Congress. Thank you. #NetanyahuSpeech

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

@PopunkPixel @Kbabb_17 You're a very unintelligent person and I'm afraid I can't help you. You aren't worth my time.

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

How dare you use that word! You don't know what I "identify" as, you bigot! @PopunkPixel

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

We better check to make sure the mom "identifies" as a female before we use the word mom! Don't wanna misgender anyone! @Bidenshairplugs

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

You're saying I need to learn to be nice right after you say I'm a bigoted asshole? LOL @PopunkPixel

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

@ethereallover You're delusional. Why should I use female pronouns for a male?

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

@ethereallover First of all, his parents did not murder him. It was a suicide.

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

Go learn some basic human biology, and when you've educated yourself, we'll talk. Until then, go play in traffic. @PopunkPixel

[Comical Conservative @comicalconserva]

I'm assuming that you failed your high school biology class. @PopunkPixel