𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐀 ミ☆ ⋮ parody

─┈⠀∕∕⠀⠀i⠀𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕⠀your⠀𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄⠀;⠀i⠀𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧⠀wanna be 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙s⠀！！#nayaisloved

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

running outside to get in your car. 🏃🏽‍♀️

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

you’re so right ! we definitely deserve our own show. it would be so popular and reach the top of the charts. yeah we would.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

i agree ! we were blessed with our beauty and eternal youth, but i'd make a really sexy grandma.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

it’s such a struggle to stay this hot, but at least we aren't stuck with a troll-like appearance due to our leg hair.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

wow ! it's true that great minds do think alike since i was literally about to say that. too much hair leads to being seen as a hobbit.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

you already know we do ! my eyebrows are beginning to thicken a little, and i'm worried that this may make me look like the dwarf.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

cool ! i'm confident that both of those things will help me get out of this funk. god ! i’m so happy for both of us.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

so nasty ! i’d believe anything negative about kentucky, such as how the people look like failed experiments. we definitely need to take rachel down too kill two birds with one stone. the solos would be a bonus !

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

that's a good idea i didn't consider doing that; all i wanted to do was 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 the man, but it might be better to kill him and then dump him in kentucky. i’ve heard that if you stay there for too long, it will cause you to develop a third boob. that’s 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 !

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

a really good distraction ! sending him back to tucky or killing him are our two options, and i believe we both know which one i would pick.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

oh 𝙜𝙤𝙙 ! that's just what we need. it will get me out of this my funky mood. yes, i'm pleased to see britt happy, but i hate that sam’s the reason she is.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

i suppose having no soul makes it simpler for me, but who 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨 ? don’t worry ! we’ll be in chicago in no time. thank god, because if i have to witness their face-to-face kissing again, i might throw up.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

you just do it; you 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 need guidance on how to stop trying to be the bigger person. i might actually vomit. 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 ! let me know if i need to help with anything.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

i don't attempt to be the bigger person because it 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 works out. it's 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙. very serious like, do they want to make me throw up? yes, ms. emily stark, it does.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

it's 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚, quinn, but i don't want to get into it right now since i'm honestly too funked out. 𝙪𝙜𝙝 ! it was disgusting. she was taking his clothes off with her gaze. trouty mouth and brittany have a thing going on, or something. that’s exactly what i need.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

��𝙤𝙤𝙡 ! i’m tired of dealing with the dwarf and her freakishly tall ex-boyfriend. next weekend is good for me. maybe it’ll shake me from this funk.

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@HEADCHEERlO ⠀⠀

yeah, slow. florida 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨 because everything and everyone is slow, including the popular portions. puerto rico 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙’𝙫𝙚 been a far better option, but chicago will have to do. our fakes ? we will definitely have to stop by there.

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