Sarah the Sea Monster

Sarah. She/her. 🦊 Chaotic Neutral. Artist, Teacher. 💀 Creator: Tiny Revelations - @tinyrevOKC. 👻 You say the whole world's ending, honey it already did. 🌎

[Sarah the Sea Monster @comicalsneakers]

f l o a t i n g

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@jk_rowling @DannoWrites Have you ever had the thought, “Gee, maybe this isn’t for me?” when you see something that…isn’t for you? Or is it your best practice to rage that you’re excluded from (checks notes) a single informative graphic.

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@RyanWaltersSupt Hey pookie, it’s weird that the terrorist attacks you’re referencing were done by men in the exact same army platoon, maybe…this has nothing to do with borders or schools? 🤔 🤔 🤔 But maybe has everything to do with the contemporary effects of military service on mental health?

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@RyanWaltersSupt @realDonaldTrump Just loves lighting money on fire, this one. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@D_Pad_Chad @itachikarin @HazelAppleyard_ You’ve got to…start talking to women.

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I am on my 70th book of the year and have the next week off, so hopefully I knock a few more out. 📚 If I do nothing else of note in 2023 I desperately want to finish this book challenge.

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@_infomat_ I just finished Dark Matter by Blake Crouch! So good! And I started a spooky house one called Theme Music this morning.

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If I can time everything correctly, I will read 100 books by Christmas which is (I am nearly certain) the most books I will have ever read in a year.

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@meowerplay On the front door!

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Happy 3rd Birthday to Spirit Halloween Theme Song

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@the_cats_meowww @amalaekpunobi It took you longer to tweet that than to watch the video that…explains what you’re performatively baffled about.

[Forrest Bennett @ForrestBennett]

It’s incredible & incredibly predictable that the folks who claim that democrats wanted to shut down schools, & that indoctrination is hurting kids when they’re open, are so deafeningly quiet when gun violence shuts down schools or far-right rhetoric puts people in real danger.

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@chiaczar Dad’s was “Take on Me” and “I Am a Real American.”

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This started a whole conversation at family lunch today and it turns out all of us have a “To the Rescue” type playlist. 😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

i know i’m not sitting in silence that’s for sure

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@brofromanother The Lodge. Not because it’s billed as horror but because it is is such an unrelenting examination of that sort of cynical apathy that happens between people who refuse to build new relationships with others. The ending is brutally bleak and 100% preventable by its characters.

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I am so close to buying all the slimes that the algorithm seems to think I need, I swear.

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

Every Mission: Impossible "light the fuse" cold open from 1996 to 2018. But with Tubthumping. To unsubscribe, hit "like". To block this account, hit "retweet".