optometrist by nature

total dumbass

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

This lady has a family because she’s one of the fluffers that got cummed in at Aella’s birthday gangbang, so take what she’s saying here with a grain of salt.

[rp @sleepydisease]

i read this idiot’s post and thought “hey, i wonder what this company does.” Clicked and burst out laughing

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Bro did he really just call in an air strike with a frog 😭

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

'What's the most you ever got your baja blasted?'

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Uploading random sopranos pictures to our photo frame until my wife notices

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU WERE THE PRESIDENT ON JANUARY 6TH

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[FireHamburgerVibrator @GoochWipe]

Went on a mustang svt forum from 2004 and these were the pics dudes were posting:

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

The last footage from the security camera before it got destroyed.

[🖤🤍 @rorschachisgay]

watching old svu episodes is great because i get to see every celebrity on earth twenty years younger playing a pedophile

[Stakeholder Consultant @echetus]

In 1562 a French gentleman was arrested for attending meetings of Protestants, but was acquitted after admitting he’d only gone in the hope of participating in the orgies Catholic propaganda claimed Protestants got up to.

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

I know you’re going to think this sounds fake but the mascot of Oorah, the Jewish group whose “Israel” junkets are funded by @Kars4kids, is an anthropomorphic stack of money named Fiveish

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Vladimir Strutinski 🇲🇩🇪🇺🇺🇦 @VStrutinski]

Ну такого гола вы точно никогда не видели!
Ну это чемпионат Молдовы!

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre