Alex Glanville

Technology & Photographer enthusiast. Cat Lover.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

Up there's the finish line.
Our future is worth our fight.

Thank you, @taylorswift13, for voicing what #OnlyTheYoung can do. Let’s run!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Vote.

Life’s too important not to.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

In space, no one can hear you scream.

They also can't hear you laugh, but people don't talk about that.

Not a lot of funny stuff in space.

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

Woke up at 5a 🤷‍♂️ Guess I’ll start my day by watching SHAZAM starting my day by getting caught up on cleaning & organizing.

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

@carlythehuman @Cosmopolitan A bag filled with lube is a hell of a lot harder to hide or explain than “seminal evidence.”

I’m convinced Cosmo is purposefully giving out awkward advice so we can all read hilariously embarrassing stories on reddit later.

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

@carlythehuman @Cosmopolitan

[Alex Glanville @AlexGlanville]

The worlds not perfect but it's not that bad
If we got each other and that's all we have
You should know I'll be there for you

When the worlds not perfect, when the worlds not kind
If we have each other then we'll both be fine
You should know I'll be there for you

Alec Benjamin

[Alex Glanville @AlexGlanville]

When you say yes to others make sure you aren’t saying no to yourself. -Paulo Coelho

aka, don’t deny yourself the freedom of being who you want to be just so you can appease others; put yourself first!

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

I put chicken nuggets in the oven for dinner and saw there were 3 left in the bag. Not wanting to just hear and eat 3 nuggets another day I put those on the foil.

I ate all but 2 nuggets. 😒

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

#FacebookDown; I'd bet all my uncles and aunts who share 70MPH (meme's per hour) are being hypocritical of their criticisms that I "should get my nose out of my digital window and go outside"

WHAT NOW AUNT BETTY. WHATCHA DOIN' IN THAT ROCKING CHAIR NOW?!

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

So a broiler is just one of the things that ghost stories are made out of.

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@merthsoft Congrats man!

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

I have so many headphones and earbuds. Wow. Just found a running out I thought I had lost. So now I have two earbuds for running.

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

There’s so many fun gadgets to buy these days. 🤓

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

I need to start thinking about the personal side of Personal Finance.

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

@d_day4391 Woohoo! Congrats!

[Alex Glanville @AlexGlanville]

Overturned sanitation truck high sided on the center divider right outside of the San Antonio exit in Palo Alto on 101. Lanes 1 and 2 closed both directions. #traffic #accident #news @kron4news #bayarea #freeway #commute

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

@d_day4391 Are you implying you’re going to be a dad in 9 months!?

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

My parents have been ready to leave for the last 30 minutes but are waiting on each other. #communicate

[Alex Glanville @comicidiot]

Everyone: “Okay we’re ready to leave”
11 minutes later: *still haven’t left*
Me: 😡