Isaac Paris

Aliens refer to humans as the primate who tweets (and only occasionally flings poo) instagram @comicisaacparis

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Is Nathan fielder going to move in with Russel brand and film him for the weeks in between his sentencing and his journey to prison? Who would you cast as the Russel brand in the Nathan fielder documentary.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Here are the 11 Democrats who couldn’t be bothered to show up to impeach war criminal Pete Hegseth:

Nancy Pelosi (CA-11)
Haley Stevens (MI-11)
Julia Brownley (CA-26)
Lou Correa (CA-46)
Laura Gillen (NY-4)
Steven Horsford (NV-4)
Jonathan Jackson (IL-1)
Brittany Pettersen (CO-7)
Melanie Stansbury (NM-1)
Marilyn Strickland (WA-10)
Frederica Wilson (FL-24)

There are no excuses left to make. The Democrats couldn’t even show up to hold a war criminal accountable who bombed an elementary school and mass murdered children.

A new party is required.

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@thrillerhub She’s such a talent.

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@fangmtl @EricIdle I invite my dead friends to my events. It helps me remember them

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@improvstartrek my partner is recovering from top surgery and we listened to you on the drive home from the surgeons, thanks for the laughs. 🧡❤️🩷🤓

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@lanabeesfw I see people resisting in their individual ways, but I’m far away from DC.

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@EtheringtonBros Sweet!

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@AIFilmLabs_AiFL This is ai

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It’s a shame Joe Rogan has tainted the word “experience” forever.

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@mclars It might be you sending your cds to ksua radio in fairbanks Ak? I remember “hot topic is not punk rock” and “I was post postmodern since jr high” boba fett can’t stop me I’m on fire tonight”

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@pmamtraveller This is beautiful . I looked him up on YouTube. Cool stuff, but nothing else looks like this.

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Pasta? Yeah, it’s good to pause ta enjoy the good things in life occasionally. (Said like chicho marx)

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@hollycurates @molliekatie Hubba hubba, I mean that in the most respectful way possible.

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@sathaxe So it’s all Reagan’s fault, right? This part seems racist and classist but explaining it away with economics.

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@anna_c_kramer Who is standing up to him? This is clearly illegal.

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@oldtoons_ That’s the influence of the goat: Mary Blair! I often wonder what the films would’ve looked like if they leaned even more heavily into her style.

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@itsreallyvivek @grok is this a photo of hedy Lamarr? or is it ai generated?

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I came up with a jack handyism- “tongues can taste tongues, eyes can see eyes, a hand can touch a hand, but can an ear hear an ear? You could if you cut off a bunch of ears and filled a bucket, then dumped them on a table, I bet you could hear that.” #showerthoughts

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@aelfred_D I remember once seeing stand up from a writer of the onion /
He delivered some headlines that were rejected- “teenage boy who killed his own parents no longer grounded” was one of them

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@Boss_Bee_ It was funny that when the plane blew up it turned into lots of smaller planes.