Lindsey Davies

Stand-up comedian, author, lunatic and mother! on life's quest for happiness. Drinks Gin. Sponsored by Tiger Gin.

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

I have no idea what happened to this t-shirt or why Puma refused my design idea. #puma #design #ideas #cougar

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

Find a man’s driving licence on the floor:

Old me: ‘Oh My God, this could be a new love story and we will fall in love and get married and live happily ever after’

New me: ‘What a careless fucking moron!’

#drivinglicence #lovestory #jokes #careless

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

Happy International Women’s Day everyone. #InternationalWomensDay #internationalwomensday2021

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

M&S or S&M? #marksandspencer #MothersDay2021 #chocolates #flowers #phallic

[Jessica Toomey @jessica2me]

Back on @BBCRadioManc in 20mins with @steveroylecomic and @cerysnelmes discussing @frogandbucket show which Live Streams tonight

[Ian Brown @ianbrown]

I will NEVER sing to a crowd who must be vaccinated as a condition of attendance. NEVER EVER!

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

I’ve added three gigs to my 2021 diary today. I swear Google calendar made the sound of applause and cheers. #comedygigs #googlecalendar #cheers #applause

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Is this really the future of pubs? Highly discriminatory if you ask me. Hope it doesn’t happen but for now I’ll take the piss. #covidpassports #CovidPass #Discrimination #humanrights

[Jessica Toomey @jessica2me]

Really looking forward to this one 👇

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

Follow me on Tik Tok for videos like these. I’ll follow back because I haven’t a clue what I’m doing. Here’s my lockdown makeup tutorial for lockdown. #makeup #TikTok #comedy #lockdowntips

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

When the Spa’s are closed and you miss having a sauna. #sauna #spaday #pamper #diy #lockdown #savemoney

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My daughter films me constantly and posts them to Tik Tok. She’s putting compilations together now. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #tiktok #compilation #LockdownLife

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I’ve started meditating as part of my morning routine. #meditate #affirmation #Wellbeing #mentalhealth #removetoxicenergy #equilibrium

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

@scottishnat86 Definitely will. Waiting on new dates from @roflcomedyclub and hopefully be back at some point this year. X

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

Just had a full hysterectomy. The pain is unbearable and they’d better let me out for Christmas. My gynae is still laughing when my last words before going under was ‘please don’t remove my g spot’ #hysterectomy #hospital #surgery #christmas #gspot

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

Jesus! One disease at a time. 🙄

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[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

@scottishnat86 I remember you. I never forget a girl who makes her own gin 😉. Hope to perform for you in the future. Take care xx

[Lindsey Davies @comicmum]

I’ve read that The World Health Organisation recommend we wear TWO masks now. This is getting ridiculous. I mean, how is one supposed to shop? #Masks #COVID #WHO #shopping #cantsee

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@scottishnat86 You have my empathy. I’ve had few surgeries on my stomach and they’re all painful. I’m eight weeks recovery now so getting easier. I hope you feel better soon ❤️ xx

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I decided today that yoga isn’t for me. #yoga #lockdownexercise #toning #notforme