If you insist on misgendering me during your tattoo then I'm charging you double. Sorry, but if you insist I'm a man then it's a known fact that men earn more than women. Call it a "sir" charge.
@DigiFantastic That sounds cool as hell, congrats!! I used to stream weekly when I taught zoom classes and offered a chance for students to get some points if they watched. Such a fun way to connect on a personal level while still finding teachable moments!
One of my favorite things about Chicago is how easy it is to navigate. If you know your destination address but feel lost, find the nearest address to you and you can plot a course. The lake ALWAYS being east helps with cardinal directions too!
Decades of sexual abuse of minors as an R&B singer, 20 years.
Decades of sexual assault assault as a movie mogul, 15 years.
Holding up a Dunkin and a Dominoes in the same day for a few hundred bucks, 21 years.
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Took my kids to @Disneyland and had such an amazing time! Upon learning it was our first visit, a cast member "made magic happen" and gave us perfect seats for the Fantasmic! and fireworks shows, concluding an unforgettable family vacation
@EscapePodComics Think about how often you see tweets with 100K+ RT or Likes. While they seem to pop up on my end less frequently than before @elonmusk took over, they still pop up from time to time
Super excited for season 16 of Apex Legends launching today, can't wait to try the new 6v6 Team Deathmatch mode! It's consistently been one of my top favorite games for the past 4 years, I just can't get enough of the movement mechanics #Apex4nniversary#RespawnGiveaway
@frozenfroh "Sir, we can't just have you show up on everyone's timeline, it defeats the whole idea of following and unfollowing."
"THEN MAKE ANOTHER TAB IDC I BROUGHT A GOD DAMN SINK TO WORK DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!"