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[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

"Fucking fatass. Get out of the way. Fat motherfucker."

[Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 @bdquinn]

There are 9 living former British PMs now. We should turn them into Nazgûl.

Tony Blair can be the Witch King.

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

NEVER DOOM.

[ຸ @ImTheReplyGuy]

Every horror game is scary until you have a shotgun

[CEO_8774 @CEO_87]

“Card counting” is litterally how the game should be played but casinos are ment to rob you so they make it sound like a bad thing

[Heel vs Babyface @heelvsbabyface]

FUCK OFF

Biggest TRAITOR the country has even know.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[BostonWriter @bostonwriter]

ASTON CEO:
"You see what those pansies at Jag did?"

ENGINEERING TEAM:
"Yeah."

CEO:
"Do the opposite."

<<12 months later>>

ENGINEERING TEAM:

[julian @juliancd38]

found a nice gap in the trees where the fireflies like to hang out

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

Lmfao holy shit this is insane

[Nathakorn @Com_to_X]

#SpaceKing

[Heel vs Babyface @heelvsbabyface]

Hey Soundwave, transform #Transformers #Robosen

[Daniel Bordman @DanielBordmanOG]

Every word of this sentence is a work of art

[ßased_ßlondie @ItzBlondiebitch]

Lmao 🤣 jew-jitsu

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas