medusa

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[medusa @commanderbarbie]

I can promise y’all, your soulmate is not in Cheney, Washington.

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

My man came home from work and immediately asked if I watched the new Love Island episode and when I said not yet he said “YIPPEEE”. I have turned him into a Love Island stan.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Turn your phone upside down. You’ll thank me later…

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

I’m tired of working but I also refuse to be financially dependent on any man so it’s a lose lose

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

I quit vaping 3 days ago and I get my period in 2 days. My poor boyfriend is absolutely miserable.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels sleeping without alarm and without plans...

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

@mike37758192 I’m glad you threw up

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

Picture this: you’re having a full blown meltdown on your back patio, smoking a cigarette to calm the nerves. Then out of nowhere, you feel something hit you. You look up, only to see a crows ass. You were shit on by a crow at your lowest point.

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

This life I live is crazy. I’m casually going to Tokyo for the day. Not many can say that.

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

“Let me ask my partner” is actually deeply healthy in many scenarios and shows that the person values the input of their significant other. Y’all just don’t want to consider someone else and think being hyper independent and “you don’t own me!!!” Leads to a successful PARTNERship. Yes it’s dumb and can be controlling when it comes things like outfits or something. But if you aren’t ready to genuinely consider someone else’s feelings and input on an activity or event or whatever that realistically will impact you both, you aren’t ready for an adult partnership.

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

I just want to be skinny again

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The older you get, the more you realize it's not about who stays the longest, it's about who makes you feel seen, heard, understood,appreciated, supported and loved.

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

girlfriend who needs to be taken out to the barn and shot like an injured horse

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

be with someone like that..

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

You deserve a calm love with someone who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul during stressful situations. You deserve a gentle love with someone who’s good for your mental health and nervous system.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

kissing him in his sleep at 3am bc i love him sm

[kemi @kemimarie]

on a serious note, shit was not adding up. at all.

[medusa @commanderbarbie]

I can see it in his eyes, that man loves me.