Commander Chris

Aspiring youtube and twitch guy but motivation varies. (PUBLIC UNIVERSAL ENEMY) ————THIS IS BASICALLY A PARODY ACCOUNT DONT INSTANTLY BLOCK ME

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@zaycondonez You werent woke enough prolly

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[Milk Vessel Pilot @trueliberal1848]

every trailer for a game about war was about fraternity and sacrifice for something greater than yourself and now it's all just troon dyke foidhole bullshit

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@AlleyCat249 @lividwx Next time you oughta squint before you post buddy

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@AlleyCat249 @lividwx Hasn’t happened yet DUMBASS

[marilyn ♡ @marilynomics]

anti-americanists make America look cool as fuck part 3937292829292010

[Nox 💀 @NoxCyber]

caught a coworker looking at a patch note for a fucking porn game. Fucking finally people are waking up

[Autumn ᛉꑭ @terminaltard]

incomprehensible discourse

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

From the before times. From the old lore. From the before of me.

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@bat_faced Deserved for being from denver

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

To be clear, it wasn't a "crusade against elves" it was a crusade against people who live in trees. A lot of those happened to be elves, sure, but we also killed plenty of gnomes and mousefolk. Even a village of giant sentient owls. Hard to call any of that "racially motivated".

[𝕭𝖎��𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

the most insane person you know is irrationally divinely favoured

[kevin poop @poopswag34]

Despite wasting my entire youth playing video games I never had any friends online or irl and simply played solo for thousands of hours

[ハム太郎 @alex63214p]

意��が合わない奴は殺せばいいのだ

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@Weschalo @StoneColdCiggs Truke

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[Commander Chris @CommanderChris9]

@objectextinct @ilovewikipedia Some men drown …

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Always forget how important it is to do this at least once every six months