Matt Christie

hi im matt christie i play for the junior A dieppe commandos i was a walk on and made it as 13th foward. thanks for the support!

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

I hate being at high school parties nobody knows how good I am at hockey! #wherethegirlsat

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Where the girls @?

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Went to go get treatment on my leg, realized the coaches girl wanted me so fuck that, the girls house it is, i am the king bitched

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Maritime Hockey League? Pfft more like Mattime Hockey League fucking losers this is my fucking show idiot

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

@DanyAllStar15 whos your fucking daddy? I am you fucking mutt fetch me a god damn ice cold beer and make like a tree #50inDontCare

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Shoutout to @Grantkieley4 for teaching me how to not be a wash up, means a lot you alien armed goon

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Smashed out 1000 squats before the pic in my header, tan lines are almost as good as my silky fucking mitts

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

@nbuck8 @hoppper7 @gma_confessions thats what you fucking think bud, climb a tree and never come back down kid

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

The boys call me a pussy magnet,I like to think of it more as a fucking pussy god,no bitch is good enough for this shit,im the best there is

[Matt Christie @commandosmatt]

Great time with the do's on the town last night.Cant wait to pull it on the bus thinking about all the goals im gonna fucking bury this year