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You are a monkey with the compendium of monkey knowledge at your fingertips. If you're stupid, that's on you.

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@klseaboldt This is ragebait. Beltran doesn't belong in centerfield on an all-Royals team. Willie Wilson belongs there. You can't put Willie in right and Beltran in center.

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@AdamKinzinger We should be trying to figure out who convinced him not to rename it "Lake Trump". That person may be the only one who can stop absolute unfettered megalomania from taking over US foreign policy.

[Social✽Fly @socflyny]

IMPOTUS 🤣🤣🤣

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Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.

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Hot take: Don Rickles wasn't a very good comedian. He had the look, mannerisms and connections, but his improv and joke writing were terrible. His schtick didn't age well even as future comedians claimed to have been inspired by him.

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@candyrice1234 @McFaul That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Congrats.

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@kerr_david10825 @lookner Wait I thought they were already leveled like three times now and it only took 24 hours and nobody has ever seen anything like it before

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@Dear_Patriot @AZ_Intel_ @GodWins4u My guess is it's five guys not one. Ba dum ching. Also you're a fucking idiot.

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@marctorrence @NormSNLJokes It's a 30 year old joke snowflake

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@MysterySolvents "Am I the punchline?"

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@MysterySolvents He's dropping a Quarter Pounder

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@MysterySolvents Low-T

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Oh my, I just realized these Evangelical Libertarians are going to fake Trump's death and resurrection. Straight out of the McMahon playbook.

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Gen. Mark Milley for President in 2028

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I'm here for Mark Milley 2028 to set shit straight.

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I had kind of brief sentimental attachment to Lindsey Graham because of how hard he tried to establish a backbone in the face of his desire to put on a dress and butt-peg his colleagues

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The Don is like "come, on, let me just drop one nuke before McDonalds eats my colon"

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Rest in peace Lindsey Graham. It's difficult to have an opinion about the sudden death of such a slippery individual whose sudden death could never be explained by political expedience when it happens to break the news cycle from Mitch McConnell. Dat yo legacy. Congrats.

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@runningboy93 @yashar Yes, I just talked to him for 17 minutes about Teddy Roosevelt and stuff. He seemed ready to get back cooking fried chicken for all of Kentucky.

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@IndianaGPA Can't hate on him for the hustle, but how does someone who's been in the music business that long not know how to hold a microphone?