Comments By Hockeys

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[Keskin @craftian_keskin]

Who will triumph in the World Cup 2026?

Messi? Mbappe? Ronaldo?

[leo @goalieenjoyer]

is anyone gonna talk abt z straight up kissing granny last night

[rat @ratquesadilla]

is this something

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

While everyone was finding out that Hobey Baker was a queer man, my husband was learning for the first time that he was also in fact, a real person.

[cooper.ᐟ @ROBOHQ]

bennguin please stop kissing you're on national television

[Comments By Hockeys @commentsbyNHL]

@bitchezhaw I was so sure someone said he was going to get this tat removed like girlllll? His fiance is willing to marry a man who QUITE LITERALLY has another woman’s eye on him… and her basically 🥴

[arielle @ellycelly]

Quinn Hughes after playing game 4

[less’ roommate @ICANFIXHlM]

congrats to the happy couple!!! ❤️❤️💍💍💗💗💗

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

ummm hockey expert here. this is not funny, players only do this when they are in extreme distress. delete this.

[#1 miro fan 🇵🇸 @thefruitycowboy]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GUILTY MAN TO YOU???

[Maya🇵🇸🇱🇧 @ilyasamsHOEnov]

Sarah nurse:
- holds record for most points and most assists in a women's Olympics tournament
- two time Olympic medalist (🥇🥈)
- four time world champ (🥇🥇🥈🥉)
- on the cover of an EA sports game
- has her own Barbie
- has hair

Darnell Nurse
- bald

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

it’s so exhausting to be a woman who loves a sport that so clearly does not love me back

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

After a podcast made a negative comment about Patrik Laine’s mental health, fans have donated over $10,000 to a fund Laine set up to benefit men’s mental health initiatives.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

All’s fair in love and goaltending…

[Layne (Flower) @CRYDAM0UR3]

***THREAD***

Here's some snippets of NHL players being LGBTQ+ allies, in honour of this homophobic post that someone made the other day

[Cody Sweet @dcodysweet]

Barbie has won a Stanley Cup, so put some respect on her name.

[jo @notafan_jo]

a zamboni going over my back once or twice would fix me

[Mike Gould @miketgould]

If you're not allowed to wear equipment with Native American imagery on it that was actually designed by a member of the community in question, what does it say about the NHL that it continues to permit the Blackhawks to use a logo that wasn't

[janessa @nessa_marks]

i just wish there had been any commotion about the cap’s lesbian video coach.