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@Jerry4Gambling They’re not too short

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@PurduePeteDiddy Jealous you’re on a PJ but why are your feet kicked up in such a fruity way??

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 DO suck the dick
DO bounce on it
DONT bring up Mandami
DONT choke on dinner (do choke on dick)

[Capital Sales @commercialCM]

@BarstoolBigCat Gotta get ‘em in

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Isn’t it obvious?

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@PeteHegseth Thank you sir!

[Capital Sales @commercialCM]

@uncledoomer I disagreed at first but after a little bit of thought I now agree

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@TsarinaBomba That’s where your mom sucks off strangers

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@MurrayHillGuy1 If he was faster I bet he gets her number

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@Tyre_94 Followed

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

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@Otto_Cream What a chopped nerd

[Capital Sales @commercialCM]

Birthdates of the Continental Congress of the Declaration of Independence was signed in 2026.

This is a reminder that when a group of men put their minds together anything is possible.

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@RandPaul Thank you

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@MurrayHillGuy1 This is all correct

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@MurrayHillGuy1 That’s sexual harrassment. I’m sorry girls were objectifying you on boys night #metoo

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@FreddyLA7 You’re getting more and more American by the day!

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@DearS_o_n Gave it to God. You can too.

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@RealMikeyBets @StooliesClub Nah he’s great