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When it comes down to it, all that matters is who has your back and who doesn't.

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@FFJP12 PLEASE tell us all what inspired this magnificent tweet…..

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@FFJP12 If you stare long enough, a football field appears in the background

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@FFJP12 And Cael should easily be in there. Unfortunately wrestling was throw out of the Olympics so at this point it means nothing to anyone but wrestlers. Which is preposterous (big word, go me!)

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@FFJP12 I’m sorry, but Tom Brady is not a top 5 athlete of the century. He’s the best QB ever, but please don’t tell me he’s a better athlete than Reggie Bush.

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@FFJP12 Grapefruit juice bro! And your numbers are backwards

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@Mhammond10 @FFJP12 Patio beers sound nice…..

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@japorter2412 I gotta go Retro 11s, Uptempo’s and Filas

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@FFJP12 Everyone should be put in jail for this shit

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Getting a new phone legitimately gives me anxiety. Go ahead, make fun of me.

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@japorter2412 I would push multiple toddlers over and kick 3 puppies for a piece of that right now.

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@HoopMixOnly KD. No doubt about this.

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@FFJP12 Gotta go Bryan Adams - Summer of 69.

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@FFJP12 In no particular order:

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
Bon Jovi - Livin On A Prayer
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69
Huey Lewis and the News - Power of Love
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance w/ Somebody

M Jackson is over rated to me…

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My wife just described sand as “soft and fluffy”. Help me.

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@FFJP12 Breakfast Baconator?

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@FFJP12 Dude, I’m getting the shits just looking at those eggs.

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For anyone wondering, my 4 year old just told me that black bear teeth taste like raisins and brown bear teeth taste like bark. Cross both those off your worry list.

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This might be the best thing I’ve seen since….ever.

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If Joe Flacco Leads the @Browns to a SUPERBOWL and WINS…. Joe will be a bigger legend in Cleveland than Lebron

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@Ryan_Miner The amount of traffic this tweet is getting is unreal lol