Commissioner😎

FCB

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Spiderman: Brand New Day ENTIRE movie 🚨🎥

[Pallavi @Pallavi_345]

me looking at same notification everyday

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Dear @officialEFCC, good morning!

Today is another day to remind you that the bald eagle shouldn't be found in your logo. An organization's logo should reflect their strength and objectives.

The bald eagle that's currently featured on your logo is not an African bird. It is not found in Nigeria. It is also an opportunistic scavenger and fish eater. Meanwhile, the martial eagle we have in Nigeria is a ferocious hunter that actively hunts aggressive and heavy prey including hyraxes, small jackals, monitor lizards, domestic livestock, and young antelopes weighing considerably more than itself.

The bald eagle doesn't have much going for it beyond American PR. It is comparatively weak and sounds like a weak chicken.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

~ Arojinle

[Commissioner😎 @commissioner_ob]

@Axondav Ashiere. I no know wetin una want exactly

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Yesterday, the song was “whatever EFCC did in Osun, the President had hands in it” and when we said the President couldn’t have done such a thing, you people were sending insults and curses left and right.

Now the President has come out to say he didn’t know anything about it and directed EFCC to reverse its decision in the interest of democracy and public. Guess the new anthem: the President cannot give directive to EFCC and EFCC is supposed to be independent. Democracy will be in danger if the President can just issue directive to EFCC.

What exactly do people want?

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

This is rather an unfortunate and irresponsible statement to admit to unconstitutionality. How do you freeze an account of a State Government that is an ongoing concern? Isn’t that even tantamount to investigating the Governor itself which is against the clear provision of the Constitution itself?

Y’all just make it so difficult to let this government focus on what’s important

[Commissioner😎 @commissioner_ob]

@Lekzy_r Okay boss 😂

[Commissioner😎 @commissioner_ob]

TG Omori?

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

This fool just lost a TG cos of his stupid dirtiness, cos only a TG cares about your balls while giving head

[Commissioner😎 @commissioner_ob]

@praisepal_ How una dey take reason ? 😂😭

[Omodolapo @Sisinene_of_Eko]

In this life just marry your person o 🤣😂
Happy birthday to me FR o

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“My Champions League debut was against Barcelona’s MSN. Everyone was scared to tackle Messi, so I thought, ‘I’ll do it.’ 😂 His first touch sent me flying. That dribble is still all over YouTube, and I even changed my hairstyle so people wouldn’t recognize me.”

— Alex Iwobi

[H🎀 @Hla6oxh]

ahhh🧸🎀💗

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓹𝓱 @all4bout_jay]

Mum and dad are getting old and I still haven't figured my life out

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Hello there @PoliceNG, have you seen this?

Let’s assume some of your officers don’t give a hoot about Presidential directives, don’t they have any sort of personal dignity left?

Why is a policeman opening door for gehgeh after the background voice ordered him to?

[AyÒtÒmÍdÉ @AyoTJose]

@Letter_to_Jack @PoliceNG Since the day they collected the last few bananas I was eating after breaking a fast because I had no cash to give them, I knew dignity was far from them.

[Chukwüderä @chukwudera_ng]

Scenes when the salary that was supposed to carry you throughout August did not make it to August.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

What the hell is this??

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Wayward @Hustleorbeg77]

“Why can’t you sleep?”

Me every night