TSA Commissioner (Parody)

It's only an hour a week....and it's a parody! Don't take it seriously, I'm the made up Commissioner for 1st Anytown of The Silly Association

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Has anyone seen my 3 chocolate éclairs? They were sitting on a plate 😉

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Taco you'll never get to heaven
(In a baked bean tin....cos it's got baked beans in!)
#AllAboutMexicoInASongOrMovie

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There was a farmer had a dog and LINGO was his name-o
#LanguageInASongOrMovie

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@SoVeryBritish Scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♀️

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

We're hear because, we're hear because
(We're hear because we're hear)
#EarsInASongOrMovie

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Found a Pecan 🥜
#NutsVarietyInASongOrMovie

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Just to confirm, there is no kisscam at scout camp 🫢

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Salmon Eggs
#FishMealsInASongOrMovie

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

If you don't hear back from Will O, try contacting Ash 😆

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Please sign up for the Forester Badge session this weekend.
Contact: Will O
😀

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Polite notice:
Charlie HAD a pigeon called Charlie, so Charlie WAS a pigeon. 😂

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The Jungle Bookkeeping
#SkillsInASongOrMovie

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@Matt_Pinner No, but I've been a Scout Leader for 25 years 🤪

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Gaa-goo went the little frogs legs one day 🐸
#FranceInASongOrMovie

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How to Grow in Anytown: Stop nagging volunteers to do more training.....Stop threatening suspension..... nah, not gonna do that 😂

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

So today we had 3 people say they would volunteer in Anytown.....but the computer says "No!" 🙄

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Are you tick aware?

Tick....I've done my Safety Training 🤗

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Not quite ready.....😋

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Singing in the Raincoat 😉
#ASongOrMovieForClothing

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Free training event is being run at County HQ next Monday. To sign up, please email Pat Roles 😀

[TSA Commissioner (Parody) @CommissionerTsa]

Louis Cola
#SweetenACelebrity