zri9a

Éternel insatisfait et proxénète en amitié.

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nouveau motif de block: any unsolicited opinion or advice.
and I swear I ain’t even kidding.

again, if opinions paid bills, i might have cared.

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i want to strike off things that are not even on my list 💀 but like i need to understand the hype around hockey.

a Canadiens game in 2027 maybe? 🥸

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the culmination of all that effort is … ?

you already know it 😏

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blasting faouzia’s film noir album on all Alexas and deep clean the place.

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- salite kaiju manga ou nsite ending deja.
- 3awdt tfrejt f chainsaw reze arc ou t9l9t 3awd 3la l’ending.

my memory or lack thereof is a blessing and a curse.

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@pixelwh0re wut? 🤨

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n3st, f9t, and i got to play with my dead arm for a full minute as it if wasn’t part of my body.

awesome 🔥

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@fin0cchi0 how can i ever trust you after this tweet nick?
I had a deranged dude running after me literally 5 days after I moved to london 🥲

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@LordNouigs 🫡

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if you got offered for your birthday a course of trapeze volant, would you be intrigued or annoyed?

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@dweaurque wtf do you mean?

I, zri9a the first, shall devour that red-wine braised beef brisket

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me going for a short visit at aunt’s, a few hours before dinner time so i get to spend time with her.

her getting offended and disappearing for 2h in the kitchen then serving a full buffet. (she knows i’m dieting 🥲)

don’t even wanna do my weekly weight-in…

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@dweaurque i was like who’s this person tweeting this fucking great idea, i wanna pay right now, because I’m drained from looking at marketplace. (i think my neighbours are having bar mitzvahs every night at 4am)

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@LeDoraemon33 merci copain 🫂

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so deeply grateful for my sister.

how i wish there wasn’t an ocean between me and my loved ones sometimes.

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love when my fyp gets too local 🥰

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@seabbyy i meaaaan tbh i haven’t even tried the st viateur one but the idea of so many sweet and savory cream cheese fillings is doing something to me 🥹

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how does the return process work if I wanna go back to factory? I wish that was a thing sometimes 💀

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@TaylorKathKath this early on a Sunday???? tf

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@cattywampusly 🥲 we invested time into this wth

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@Boughttat this was so intriguing to read 😂