Commits.io

Create a poster entirely from your code.

[Commits.io @commits_io]

Your code has never looked this good! Create your poster now.
https://t.co/rvl4A7kHJ4

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

The next big thing is "Clientless"

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The Schrödinger's cat of programming:

If I don't look at Jira, there aren't any tickets assigned to me.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

for halloween I'm gonna dress up as a 20 minute stand-up

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

normal person lying in bed:
"did I lock the back door?"

programmer lying in bed:
"did I close the database connection?"

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

deploying designers code to production is like the Beatles letting Ringo sing a few

you're not really comfortable but there's an obligation

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

finally leaving a 4 hour sprint planning meeting

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

ran `rm -rf node_modules` and I *swear*, my laptop actually feels lighter.

[American Red Cross @RedCross]

#RedCross is providing shelter, meals & comfort to people impacted by #Harvey. To find a location: https://t.co/sizEp51qtg or 1-800-REDCROSS

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

if you used superfluous words to bump up your word count as a student, you'd probably love writing Java

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Voldemort's 9th Horcrux was hidden in Angular's source code, and therefore will never be found.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Not sure if Vim command...or PS2 cheat code 🤔

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

outside the industry:
-what do you do?
-I'm a cook

inside the industry:
-what do you do?
-I'm a full-stack sauté chef

[Commits.io @commits_io]

@comlaterra Hi there. Your poster is in the queue. Once shipped you'll get a second email confirming the shipment with the tracking number.

[Gabriel Lewis 🦆 @Gabriel__Lewis]

You can buy a Tesla Model S on Amazon... https://t.co/nNQb6ANIxm

[Changelog @changelog]

Just wow. MapSCII renders maps in your terminal!

Try it: `telnet mapscii.me`

https://t.co/982XxaNSRY

[ElixirConf Europe @ElixirConfEU]

There's a lot to talk about at #elixirconfeu - a great day of talks, networking, ideas, fun, food, thought #myelixirstatus #elixirlang

[Commits.io @commits_io]

Can you guess who's foot this is?

https://t.co/bZCnkOS2pE

[Clive Thompson @pomeranian99]

Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo: https://t.co/RIRF1u75Qt

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

deciding on a job title in 2017 tech