freelance iconoclast

public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.

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the pasta and lobster girls better sit this one out is all i’m saying! this is your one warning that i absolutely will gatecrash your quiet luxury themed gender reveal to distribute printed out screenshots to the guests and steal myself a low-vibrational plate while i’m at it

[freelance iconoclast @commodifythis]

impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but don’t ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular

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you gotta listen to the Big Soy Naturals podcast episode with the legend herself @lllliatttt

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@babyswayze2047 valid but i think you’d like the ari remix of one of her songs!

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https://t.co/XHaiKur7nC

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who wants to sign the open letter i wrote?

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@laracroftbarbie @n95masc @dj_CISWOMAN alright that’s enough

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you know what’s cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)

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@laracroftbarbie i dare you to hard launch by reposting this, giving me the citation i deserve

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anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly.
note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, i’m just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.

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telling her that the posting i’m doing for new job is not getting a ton of traction and suddenly she says “oh i could share it. i have 20k followers on threads. i know that’s not a lot compared to others but it is a new account after all.” 😵‍💫

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just learned my mom is a threads influencer

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@babyswayze2047 SAME

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@laracroftbarbie @lllliatttt are you interested

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average media consuming american:

[Jd @julesofenergy]

So the u.s doesnt recognize venezuelas govt as legitimate, hijacked one of their planes..and all of a sudden theres news about venezuelan illegal immigrants gentrifying neighborhoods and wreaking havoc everywhere and people eating it up, zero critical thinking skills istg

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

white women at nonprofit organizations

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@shiksaman i fear for whoever would dare to charge you with a crime

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@sverenagain that’s how you know it is for rubes because university should be challenging but at an appropriate level. their job is to help you learn + get a degree. if it’s so difficult that most people don’t manage that at the normal rate, that’s on purpose to suck an extra 70k out of you.

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i used to date someone who went to reed which is not a prestigious school but is a school for dorks so it’s in the venn diagram & they once bragged to me how reed is so difficult that most students take 5 years to graduate rather than 4 and in that moment i knew they were a fool

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i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as
1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself
2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary

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@sverenagain yes portland oregon, one of america’s most wretched cities and it is a school full of former gifted kids so high on their own supply that they can’t see how badly they’re being had