public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.
the pasta and lobster girls better sit this one out is all i’m saying! this is your one warning that i absolutely will gatecrash your quiet luxury themed gender reveal to distribute printed out screenshots to the guests and steal myself a low-vibrational plate while i’m at it
impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but don’t ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular
you know what’s cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)
anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly.
note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, i’m just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.
telling her that the posting i’m doing for new job is not getting a ton of traction and suddenly she says “oh i could share it. i have 20k followers on threads. i know that’s not a lot compared to others but it is a new account after all.” 😵💫
So the u.s doesnt recognize venezuelas govt as legitimate, hijacked one of their planes..and all of a sudden theres news about venezuelan illegal immigrants gentrifying neighborhoods and wreaking havoc everywhere and people eating it up, zero critical thinking skills istg
@sverenagain that’s how you know it is for rubes because university should be challenging but at an appropriate level. their job is to help you learn + get a degree. if it’s so difficult that most people don’t manage that at the normal rate, that’s on purpose to suck an extra 70k out of you.
i used to date someone who went to reed which is not a prestigious school but is a school for dorks so it’s in the venn diagram & they once bragged to me how reed is so difficult that most students take 5 years to graduate rather than 4 and in that moment i knew they were a fool
i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as
1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself
2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary
@sverenagain yes portland oregon, one of america’s most wretched cities and it is a school full of former gifted kids so high on their own supply that they can’t see how badly they’re being had