Gonna destroy my stick whilst work, idk why that makes me leak my pants so muchhhh fuckkk been SCROLLING all day at my desk… just me? Or is this what corporate America is all about?
So confession time… a few days ago I saw two mannequins at Target, one with some tight booty shorts and the other with SUPER tight denim. Immediately triggered I took “creep shots” and pumped to them like a FUCKING LOSER in the bathroom and sent $278 to a random findom mommy.
Not sure if this pose has a name or what ppl call it but EVERYONE GETS TRIGGERED BY IT! Whether it’s an A-list porn mommy or an attention grabbing bop they all know how to get PUMPERS GLUED TO THEIR GOONSTICKS I’ve started collecting every photo of this pose I can in this 🧵